BlockBaeNoGo | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your tooth breaking while eating? Look no further! Join our server for a root canal of fun and adventure!

Just like this OP’s boyfriend, you’ll be begging for pain relief after experiencing the intense excitement of our server. But don’t worry, we won’t pout if you say no to sharing your virtual pain pills.

With a high tolerance for epic gaming experiences, you’ll need to numb yourself with laughter as you navigate through our crazy virtual world. And just like this OP, you’ll have to deal with infections of mobs and monsters trying to take you down.

So come join us on this insane Minecraft server, where boundaries are respected and the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the thrill of the game!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

ANARCHY 1.1.0-1.1.7 EmberBoss Minecraft server

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Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Party Planet Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old birthday parties with cake and balloons? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and celebrate your birthday in style with a virtual gaming-themed extravaganza! Picture this: instead of pin the tail on the donkey, you can play pin the creeper on the Steve! And forget about musical chairs, we have musical minecarts! Plus, the birthday boy or girl gets to wear a diamond helmet all day long because they’re the king or queen of the server! So why settle for a regular birthday party when you can have a Minecraft extravaganza that will have all your friends talking for weeks? Join us now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Doomed Society Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you won’t find any hardcore torture porn snuff films playing at the box office! Our server is a safe haven for all races, genders, and species (yes, even creepers are welcome).

Join us if you want to escape the madness of society and build your own utopia in the blocky world of Minecraft. Our community is filled with hilarious memes, epic pranks, and the occasional llama dance party.

So why wait? Join us now and help us prove that Minecraft is the answer to all of life’s problems (except maybe creeper explosions, those are still pretty annoying). Let’s build a world where everyone can live in peace, harmony, and maybe even find a diamond or two along the way.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CraftyAffair Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where drama is non-existent? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a group of mischievous players start a prank war that escalates into an all-out battle! Who will come out victorious? Only on our server will you experience such chaotic fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels, hidden treasure chests, and even a dragon that occasionally swoops down to challenge players to a duel! Can you defeat the dragon and claim its riches?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a magical wonderland where players can ride unicorns, cast spells, and even turn into their favorite Minecraft mobs! It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a dragon, of course).

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	151	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

BlockyBetrayal: NoMoreBFF

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where friendships are tested and alliances are broken on a daily basis!

Join us and experience the thrill of betrayal and heartbreak, just like the story of my best friend and her workplace crush. Will you choose loyalty or succumb to temptation like she did? The choice is yours!

But beware, because just like in real life, actions have consequences on our server. So think twice before making a deal with a skeleton or trusting a zombie with your diamonds.

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of friendship and loyalty. Just remember, trust no one – not even that cute little pig you befriended.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2505

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CraftyMineTransit: Teleporting pigs with jetpacks!

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Picture this: a Minecraft server where you can ride giant flying pigs as your mode of transportation! These majestic swine soar through the skies, oinking with joy as they carry you to your destination. But be careful, they might get distracted by a field of carrots and take a detour!

Join our server and experience the thrill of piggyback rides like never before. Who needs boring old minecarts when you can ride a flying pig? Plus, rumor has it that these magical pigs can grant wishes if you feed them enough golden apples. So hop on board and let your wildest transportation dreams come true!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

BlockyRight vs. LibCraft

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so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally off the walls crazy? well, u found it, my friend! this server is so wild, it’ll make ur head spin faster than a tornado in a blender!

we got, like, this study that says conservatives are, like, way more anti-democratic than liberals, but who cares about politics when u can be building epic structures and battling creepers with ur pals? come join us and let’s show those anti-democratic tendencies who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come on in and let’s get this party started! who knows, u might even discover a hidden treasure or stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with rare loot. the possibilities are endless, just like the fun u’ll have on this insane minecraft server. so what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Love Letters Sent:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Cobblemon Generations

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Recently launched server! Are you looking for a new server? This is Cobblemon Generations! Reach the best Pokémon experience in our world, know other trainers and share your adventure in the best Cobblemon Server.

Modpack (required) – Modrinth: https://modrinth.com/modpack/cobblemongenerations – CurseForge: https://legacy.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/cobblemongenerations/files/5736016 IP: play.cobblemongenerations.com

Server Features: MEGA EVOS, BATTLE TOWER, LOT OF REWARDS, CUSTOM TERRAIN, FREE BOX KEYS, ANTI-GRIEF SYSTEM, LOT OF EVENTS! GTS MARKET, POKE BREED, POKÉDEX, ECONOMY, GYMS, HUNTS.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Secret Passages Found:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Void Armor Forged:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	846257	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Blocky Bros Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and craziness!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground city where villagers throw epic raves every night, and a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… rubber chickens?

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Meteorites Collected:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

BlockyBanter – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Are you tired of the same old peaceful servers where you can build in peace? Well, look no further because on our server, it’s urban warfare edition! That’s right, you’ll have to fight off mobs and other players while trying to survive in the city.

But wait, there’s more! Our DLC is so worth it that you’ll be laughing all the way to the creeper explosion. And don’t even get me started on the book – it’s a meme, but in the best way possible.

Want to bring Dwarf Fortress into the mix? Sorry, not welcome here. We have enough chaos as it is!

Looking to boost your performance? Just download Performance Fish and Rocketman mods and you’ll never look back. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even encounter a diamond-encrusted chicken riding a pig into battle. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Divine Spears Created:	22	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

NoParentsAllowedFuneral

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your troubles? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until you cry (in a good way, we promise).

Our server is so fun, it’ll make you forget all about your aunt’s passing (seriously, who needs a funeral when you can be building epic structures in Minecraft?). Plus, we have so many VHS tapes to watch with your virtual friends – Ben Hur, Heidi, Marco, you name it!

And get this – our server is so crazy, even your boyfriend’s parents will want to join in on the fun. Who cares if they’ve never met your parents before? It’s a party in Minecraft, baby!

So come on down to our server and leave all your worries behind. We promise you’ll have a blast – and hey, you might even forget all about that funeral stuff. Join us now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Divine Spears Created:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SportySMPMaster: Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to become the ultimate sports champion without breaking a sweat! Imagine effortlessly dominating in every sport imaginable, from soccer to underwater basket weaving. Our server has magical powers that will turn you into a sports prodigy overnight. Say goodbye to boring practices and hello to instant greatness! So come join us and show off your newfound athletic prowess in the most ridiculous ways possible.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	490
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

BlockBusterCraft

Join our Minecraft server if you want to avoid the disastrous consequences of not having enough block-building in your life!

Imagine a world where not placing enough blocks leads to a catastrophic shortage of pixelated pigs. That’s the reality you’ll face if you don’t join our server and start crafting like your virtual life depends on it.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of block-obsessed villagers who will stop at nothing to recruit new members. Will you be the next chosen one to join their ranks and unlock the hidden powers of the legendary Diamond Pickaxe?

Don’t risk the wrath of the pixelated pig shortage or miss out on the chance to become a block-building legend. Join our Minecraft server now and start crafting your way to virtual greatness!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

ApexBillionaire’sOopsie

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so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even da UK government wants in on da action! dey accidentally leaked da email of da fifth-richest man in da world cuz dey were tryna get on dis server so bad. imagine da chaos, da drama, da thrill of playin on a server dat even da big shots wanna be a part of. so come on, join us and be a part of dis wild ride. who knows, maybe u’ll be da next one leakin emails and causin a stir.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

The-Farm MC

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Welcome to The Farm MC!

Embark on the ultimate Skyblock adventure where your survival skills are put to the test! Stranded on a tiny island in the sky with limited resources, you must think creatively and work diligently to thrive. Whether you’re a seasoned Skyblock pro or just starting out, we have features for all levels of experience.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	New Chunks Explored:	231860
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.