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MapleCraft: Where even the creepers say sorry, eh?

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we pay tribute to fallen cyclists in the most epic way possible! Join us as we build all-white bikes and chain them up at various spots around the map to honor those who have met their demise at the hands of carheads.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that these memorial bikes have special powers that can protect you from any carhead attacks while you roam the server. So saddle up, grab your helmet, and pedal your way to victory on our unique and wacky server. Who knew honoring the fallen could be so much fun? Join us now and let’s ride into the sunset together!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Henya’s Tears Minecraft Server: Where griefing is encouraged and psychological abuse is the name of the game!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you cry tears of joy!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane challenges and mind-bending puzzles that will leave you questioning your sanity. Our community is so welcoming that even Henya couldn’t resist shedding a tear of happiness when she first joined.

With griefers running amok and mobs that are more terrifying than your worst nightmares, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your emotions played with like never before!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Towns Built:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Crafty McCraftface’s Blocky Adventures

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly wizards in disguise. Our server is so epic that even the creepers have been known to break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful items in all of Minecraft, including the legendary Bacon Sword of Destiny and the Farting Pickaxe of Doom.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, because our TNT is extra explosive)!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Buildings Constructed:	27
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CraftyLinux – Where Penguins Play and Creepers Fear to Tread

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for insane adventures, like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens or diving into the depths of the Nether while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts hidden throughout the server, where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden apples or a sword that shoots fireballs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

ParticularCraft: Where Every Block is Particular and Every Player is Particular Too!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Notch’s secret stash of enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether and back. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie villagers that can do the moonwalk like nobody’s business.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the evil chickens plotting world domination).

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	388621
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Pixelated Weebs United

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Are you tired of scrolling through endless lists of mediocre anime to watch? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated anime characters, epic battles, and hilarious storylines that will have you laughing until you cry.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest anime mobs you’ll ever encounter, from giant kawaii pandas to tsundere creepers who explode in a fit of tsundere rage. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary waifu dragon, whose breath attack is a deadly combination of sparkles and rainbows.

So why waste your time watching boring anime when you can live out your wildest anime fantasies in our Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare for a journey that will leave you saying, “Who needs anime when you have this server?!”

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

ManlyMimicCraft: Where Guys Do Impressions of Women and Build Epic Worlds!

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of talking parrots who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. You won’t believe your eyes when you see their creations!

2. We have a secret underground society of ninja turtles who roam the server, protecting players from creepers and zombies. They may even teach you some sweet ninja moves if you’re lucky!

3. The server’s main currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… rubber ducks! That’s right, you can trade rubber ducks for rare items and power-ups. Quack-tastic!

4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. But beware, the chest is guarded by a giant squid who loves to challenge players to underwater dance-offs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BratwurstCraft: Where Creepers wear lederhosen and Endermen play polka

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the last culturally influential iteration of Germany! That’s right, forget about boring old factions and survival modes, on our server, you’ll be building your own Berlin Wall and reenacting the fall of the Berlin Wall every day!

Join us for epic battles between Steve and Herobrine as they fight for control of the Reichstag building. And don’t forget to visit our exclusive beer garden where you can trade diamonds for schnitzel and sauerkraut.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground bunker where you can uncover hidden treasures and artifacts from World War II. Who knows, you might even stumble upon Hitler’s lost stash of golden apples!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the insanity of the last culturally influential iteration of Germany in Minecraft! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Crafty Commanders – Write, Build, Conquer!

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’re not just any old server, we’re the writing thread for VTuber fanfiction enthusiasts. Our stories range from greentext shitposts that will have you rolling on the floor laughing, to full-length adventure novels that will have you on the edge of your seat. And let’s not forget about the smut – we’ve got fantasies for days!

Join us and immerse yourself in three years worth of stories that will leave you questioning your own sanity. From wild HoloX discussions to unexpected pregnancies and everything in between, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, we even have a special reentry for bakers because why the heck not?

So, what are you waiting for? Dive into our archive of insanity and join us for a ride you’ll never forget. Who knows, you might even become one of our resident sluts by the end of it all!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Anon’s Block Party: No. 673206289 LOL Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of craziness!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced. From fighting off zombie chickens with laser eyes to riding on giant flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a laugh-out-loud, meme-filled, potato-loving good time? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started! LMAO!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Crafty Crackers: Where even Steve can’t resist the urge to dab on them haters

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can finally show some respect for your leaders? Look no further! Join our server where we worship our admins like they’re royalty – literally! Our players bow down to our server owner like they’re the king of the world, and don’t even get us started on our mods – they’re treated like gods among men!

Forget about those other servers where the admins are treated like corrupt scum – here, our leaders are adored by all! Just like how Saudis love bin Salman and Emiratis love Al Nahyan, our players can’t get enough of our staff members. And don’t even get us started on the Western leaders – Trudeau, Biden, Macron? Who are they? We only know our glorious server owner and their loyal mods!

So if you’re tired of the disrespect shown to leaders in the real world, come join our Minecraft server where you can finally show some love and admiration for those in charge. Who knows, you might even get a special in-game title for your undying loyalty!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Void Gems Collected:	18
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Are you tired of being a measly 5’3″ in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a towering giant in a blocky world where height is no limit! You can finally live out your dream of being a skyscraper among mere mortals. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually afraid of tall players, so you’ll have a leg up in battle. Join now and reach new heights (literally)!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Dimension Hops:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Crafty Saiyans Minecraft Server: Where Pixels Meet Power Levels

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further because our server is a mix of Dragon Ball Z and Sailor Moon! That’s right, you can build your own power levels and transform into magical warriors while battling it out with other players.

Join us for epic hour-long marathons where you can show off your skills and dominate the competition. Our server is so popular, even Toonami wants a piece of the action! Plus, we have a special deal with FUNimation and Saban that guarantees you the best experience possible.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this unique and exciting server. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate warrior and save the world from evil forces. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magic Items Found:	5879
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Crafty Coincidence: Where Minecraft Shenanigans Happen by Chance!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Our community is full of quirky characters and hilarious shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziness for yourself. Remember, on our server, anything is possible…even if it’s just a coincidence!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

ShonCraft: Where Creepers Wear Sunglasses and Pigs Fly First Class

asmr, board rules, Class, Clips, CREEPERS, fallenshadow, Fly, global rules, hard-working, Hide, Husbands, Menhera, Nise Menhera, Otis, Pigs, Report, Ribbon Cage, schizo loli, shitposters, ShonCraft, sunglasses, Thread, twitch, twitter, VOD, wear

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because Fallenshadow’s Minecraft server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with schizo lolis, husbands galore, and ASMR sessions that will make your blocks tremble with excitement.

But wait, there’s more! We have a Ribbon Cage where you can watch the most epic battles between players, VODs that will leave you in stitches, and clips that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. And don’t forget to follow us on Twitter for all the latest updates from our resident Menheras and Otis the manager.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet. Just remember to refresh yourself on the rules before posting, and don’t forget to ignore, report, and hide those pesky shitposters. It’s all in a day’s work for Fallenshadow and her crew. See you in the game!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	86
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.