Blessed Israel Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is to escape like Israeli anons! Flee for safety, sound the trumpet, and raise the signal over Beth Hakkerem! Disaster looms out of the north, but fear not, for whoever stays in this city will die by the sword, famine, or plague – just like in the game!

Join us and be like the exiles from Judah, regarded as good figs by the Lord himself. Survive the sword and find favor in the wilderness – we promise to come and give rest to Israel, or at least to your Minecraft character.

Our server is so intense, even the Israeli army chief warns of a nuclear threat and simultaneous missile attacks from all fronts! The Rebbe of Mashlag has informed his followers to leave the land immediately, and the commander of Israel’s Home Front issued a stark warning of a full-scale, multi-front war with weapons of mass destruction. But fear not, on our server, you can experience all this chaos and danger from the safety of your own blocky world!

So come join us, where the stakes are high, the danger is real, and the only way to survive is to outbuild, outmine, and outcraft your enemies! Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement of a war-torn Israel in Minecraft form? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft challenge!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Animals Bred:	119	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BlockBusterMinecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken nugget. But be warned, the nugget is guarded by a herd of zombie cows who are obsessed with disco music.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the derpy llama unicorn. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because these llamacorns have a mischievous streak!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil bunnies or build a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to the Nether? Join us today and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BlockbusterFlicks – Mine, Craft, Watch!

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Are you tired of boring old servers that make you yawn harder than a sleepy kitten? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our Minecraft server is about to blow your mind! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where every block is made of pure glitter and unicorns fly through the sky farting rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies break it down like it’s Thriller night. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, we also have a giant hot tub filled with lava that you can relax in while sipping on a potion of fire resistance.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you watch a group of skeletons perform a synchronized swimming routine or witness a pack of wolves form a boy band and serenade you with howls of love? Trust us, this server is so epic, it’ll make your favorite movie look like a snoozefest in comparison. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	143
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

DockCraftStrike

so, like, there was this big ol’ dockworker strike, right? but then, like, outta nowhere, they were all like “nah, we good now” and went back to work. but, like, they left behind all these crazy cool docks and ships and stuff, and now we got this awesome new minecraft server to play on!

come join us on this server, where you can sail the high seas and battle pirate zombies while building your own epic dock empire. we got treasure hunts, underwater caves full of diamonds, and even a secret underwater city ruled by a squid king.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? come hang out with us and have a blast on the docks!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Crafty Crew – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Nambona, the local alcoholic Aussie, rules the land! Join us if you’re ready to game hard and shittalk even harder!

Reasons to join: – Nambona loves alcohol, Yakuza games, Kaizo, and Brood War – just imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with him! – Watch Nambona on Twitch as he takes on Casio Mario World – it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before! – Join our server and experience the chaos for yourself – who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll have with Nambona leading the way!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

‘The Truth’ Minecraft SMP Mastermind

aew, Entertainment, Gaytch, gorillion, Impressive.., mastermind, Minecraft, multi year extension, Netflix streaming, Network, non-exclusivity deal, PEACOCK, phaseout, PPVs, Profitability, Revenue, shock, Silence, smp, third hour, Truth, Victory, wrestling, wwe

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we have EVERYTHING you could ever want. We’ve got multi-year extensions on our server, 180+ gorillion diamonds waiting to be mined, and a non-exclusivity deal that will blow your mind. Plus, we’ve got Netflix streaming so you can watch all your favorite shows while you mine away.

But that’s not all, we’ve also got PPVs on Peacock and the Network worldwide. You can battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills to players from all over the world. And don’t even get me started on the phaseout of the third hour – we’re increasing our yearly revenue like crazy and moving into profitability faster than you can say “creeper”.

So come join us on this insane journey and see how the AEWtists will reckon with our undeniable victory. Even Gaytch himself would have to give us props for how epic this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most impressive Minecraft SMP around!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	233	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

TeenPoolParty Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server where you can swim with competitive 14-year-old girls in a virtual pool! Don’t worry, their parents are totally cool with it. Plus, we have a special “Tinder” feature where you can meet virtual dates who may or may not judge you for your questionable pool companions. Come join the fun and see why we’re the most scandalous Minecraft server around!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Ores Mined:	517	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SnoozeCraft: No Room for Night Owls

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🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is brewing just like a potion in a cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family situation!

🎮 Need a break from real-life family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from obnoxious sisters and their loud boyfriends. No noise-cancelling headphones required here, just good old-fashioned peace and quiet (unless a creeper sneaks up on you, that is).

🤪 Dive into a world where kicking out unruly guests is as easy as mining for diamonds. Who needs family therapy when you can just ban them from your virtual realm? It’s all fun and games until someone starts calling their friends and family to complain about being kicked out of the server!

🌟 So come on over and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who needs sleep when you can stay up all night building epic structures and battling mobs? Just remember, in our world, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. 😉

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1743	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Buildings Constructed:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

NoInternetNights Minecraft SMP

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Imagine a world without internet… shudders But fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the dark abyss of boredom! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. Legend has it that these llamas once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but their spit and sheer determination. So if you want to learn from the best, join us and witness the greatness of the llama overlords.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that if you can impress the chickens with your sick dance moves, they will grant you access to their hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious community you’ll ever encounter. Who needs internet when you have llamas and dancing chickens to keep you entertained?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

BlockbusterSteve

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for movie buffs and gamers alike!

Join us and embark on epic quests inspired by your favorite movie characters. Want to team up with Iron Man to defeat the Ender Dragon? Done. How about building a replica of Hogwarts with Harry Potter? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive events where you can battle it out in Hunger Games-style arenas or participate in dance-offs with the Avengers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a world where Nicolas Cage is the ruler and everything is made of cheese.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your wildest movie fantasies come to life in the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Void Gems Collected:	20
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Blowin’ Flagz Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where the flags actually MOVE and DANCE like they’re at a rave party! you’ll never see anything like it, it’s like a flag parade 24/7! plus, our sheep wear sunglasses and ride around on pigs like they’re in a wild west showdown. it’s a hoot and a half, i tell ya! oh, and did i mention the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas who can do backflips and karate chops? it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness, you gotta see it to believe it! so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

The Not-So-Greatlands: Where Mods and Roleplay Collide!

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The Greatlands Server

Server Type	BEDROCK
Theme	NOT ORGINS BUT KINDA LOL
Server Status	WHITELIST SERVER

Welcome to The Greatlands Gaming Community! The Greatlands is a fantasy world rich with lore where you can find many different mystical creatures, kingdoms, gods/goddesses, and many more roaming the land. Nothing about this world is normal, from monsters that’ll change shape to floating sky kingdoms, the Greatlands has it all!

What Do We Offer?

Role-playing experience
Immersive survival gameplay
Labyrinth game mode

A Little Bit About Us!

This project we created by many different creators worldwide more than 3 years ago has become bigger than we’d ever imagined. Founded back during the pandemic The Greatlands has been an ongoing community since bringing in many players yearly! Our content and community teams push the limits of Minecraft while still keeping the simplicity and “at home” feeling.

How Do I Join?

Must join Discord to receive server port! Join Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join without being whitelisted?	No, this is a whitelisted server. You must join the Discord and get whitelisted to join.
What is the server theme?	The server theme is a fantasy world rich with lore and mystical creatures.
How long has the server been active?	The server has been active for more than 3 years.
Is there a special game mode on the server?	Yes, the server offers a Labyrinth game mode that provides a unique gameplay experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	New Chunks Explored:	976200
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Void Gems Collected:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Emeralds Found:	7868
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Ocarina of Time Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further! Join our server and experience a world where Ocarina of Time is considered underrated – that’s right, underrated!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server found a secret dungeon filled with dancing chickens who dropped diamonds instead of eggs. Legend has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive Disco Creeper who explodes in a shower of glitter and confetti. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether and back again.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just discover that Ocarina of Time is the most overrated game of all time!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

No Money? No Problem Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we do things a little differently. Ever wanted to join a server where the goal isn’t to build the biggest castle or mine the most diamonds, but to create the most outrageous schemes and elaborate plans? Look no further!

Join us and become a master of deception, a connoisseur of chaos, a wizard of wackiness. Build a company in-game that rebrands existing blocks as new, revolutionary materials with just a tiny tweak. Watch as your fellow players invest in your “innovative” ideas, only to realize they’ve been bamboozled by your brilliant strategy.

Imagine the conversations at our virtual cocktail parties, where players boast about their ridiculous schemes and outlandish plans. Tell tales of how you duped your friends into believing your dirt house was actually a luxury mansion, or how you convinced the entire server to invest in your “groundbreaking” redstone contraption that does absolutely nothing.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Who knows, you might just uncover the secret recipe for success in the most unexpected places. Just be sure to keep your schemes under wraps, or risk revealing your true intentions to the world.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Dimension Hops:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

GodmotherGoneWild

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Looking for a Minecraft server that appreciates all your hard work and dedication? Look no further than our server, where we value your commitment like no other! Just like how this poor soul was ditched as a godparent after all their efforts, we promise to never abandon you in your time of need.

Join us and experience the thrill of being appreciated for all your hard work, just like changing diapers and feeding babies at 2am! Our server is the perfect place for those who want to feel valued and respected, unlike this poor soul who was replaced as a godparent for no good reason.

Don’t be like this unfortunate soul who was left feeling unappreciated and betrayed. Join our server and be a part of a community that truly values your efforts, no matter how small they may seem. Plus, we promise not to replace you with someone who can’t even do their own laundry! So come on over and experience the love and appreciation you deserve.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

HateWatchMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a blockbuster movie that everyone hates but you secretly love! Join us for wild adventures, crazy builds, and drama that will make you question your sanity. Who needs Hollywood when you have our server to provide all the entertainment you need? So come on, join us and be a part of the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft community out there!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Astral Projections Made:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.