BlameTheJews Minecraft SMP

Blame, BlameTheJews, children, China, cultural beliefs, demographics, East Asian countries, fertility rates, freedom, Japan, Jewish influence, Jews, Korea, low birthrates, Minecraft, modern era, parenting, population control, slim bodies, smp, societal pressures, Stereotypes, weight gain, Women

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further! Our server is so crazy, even pol would be scratching his head.

Join us and experience the insanity of blaming Jews for low birthrates in Minecraft! But wait, there’s more! Did you know that in our server, East Asian countries like China, Korea, and Japan have low birthrates too? And it’s all because the women are afraid of ruining their slim bodies and gaining weight quickly from giving birth. Who needs freedom when you can have a slim body, am I right?

So come on over and join our Minecraft SMP for a laugh riot like no other. Who needs logic when you have pure chaos?

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	138	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Towns Built:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	24

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ 〈 ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ 〉 ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Chimeras Created:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Server Information: Modpacks: Tekkit 2 (v.1.2.2) | Tekkit Legends (v1.1.1) | The 1.12.2 Pack (v1.5.5) | Nomifactory (v1.2.2.1) Hub IP: Play.SiriusMC.net Tekkit 2 IP: Tekkit.SiriusMC.net RLCraft IP: rl.SiriusMC.net Tekkit Legends IP: Legends.SiriusMC.net The 1.12.2 Pack IP: 1122.SiriusMC.net Nomifactory IP: Nomi.SiriusMC.net Discord: discord.gg/SiriusMCWhy Choose SiriusMC? SiriusMC is a modded network that runs servers in Tekkit 2, RLCraft, Tekkit Legends, The 1.12.2 Pack & Nomifactory. We aim to give you the best playing experience when playing on our servers offering features such as Togglable PVP, PlayerShops, Land Protection, Custom Patches/Plugins & More! With a strong team of active staff and developers, strong hardware SiriusMC provides a lag-free place to play!On our Tekkit 2 & Tekkit Legends Server, players are permitted the use of EMC farms. Got a cool design for a EMC gen? SiriusMC is the perfect place for you to build it.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9869
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3853
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Crops Grown:	2592	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.