Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further! Our server is so crazy, even pol would be scratching his head.

Join us and experience the insanity of blaming Jews for low birthrates in Minecraft! But wait, there’s more! Did you know that in our server, East Asian countries like China, Korea, and Japan have low birthrates too? And it’s all because the women are afraid of ruining their slim bodies and gaining weight quickly from giving birth. Who needs freedom when you can have a slim body, am I right?

So come on over and join our Minecraft SMP for a laugh riot like no other. Who needs logic when you have pure chaos?

Updated October 30, 2024

Players: 91/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Enchantments Applied: 144
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 48 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • SavageFactions

    SavageFactions

    Create your sanctuary amidst the chaos of SavageFactions. Claim your territory and build your dream base. Customize every detail, from architecture to decor. Retreat to safety, store your treasures, and strategize your next move. Home is where your power and ambitions take root.A 1.8.9 faction server with Eaglercraft/Java/Bedrock support!– 125+ Enchantments – Balanced PvP & PvE – Custom PVE Grind (End Grinding /tokenshop)

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Falling into the Void: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • GlacierCraft

    GlacierCraft

    Dive into the enchanting realm of Glacier Craft, a Minecraft server that beckons with open arms. Here, an inviting community thrives like a second family, where players are welcomed by warm smiles and pixelated wonders. Traverse breathtaking frozen landscapes, crafted with collective imagination, and embark on thrilling quests that forge bonds as strong as ice. Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a novice explorer, Glacier Craft offers a nurturing environment where creativity knows no bounds. Join us to sculpt, survive, and socialize in harmony, where the chill vibes of friendship melt away the woes of the outside world.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Dragonkin Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • RoseSMP

    RoseSMP

    Join us at mc.rosesmp.com with your friends!RoseSMP is a cross-play friendly survival server. We are currently a small survival server with a friendly active community but i hope we will grow one day!Bedrock ip: rosesmp.my.pebble.host port: 25619

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • CiderMC

    CiderMC

    CiderMC is a small 1.20.1 survival server dedicated to bringing you the best player experience possible! We are brand new, and we look forward to seeing you!Plugins/Features we have: – Anti-Grief – mcMMO – Jobs – Player Shops – Player Warps – Ranks – Random Teleport – Friendly Community

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 28 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • HenrikoCraft

    HenrikoCraft

    Welcome to the HenrikoCraft server! We’re a pleasant LGBTQ+ friendly survival server consisting of experienced staff members and friendly players, and offer many interesting features, including custom terrain with 100+ new biomes, new structures (including dungeons with bosses!), custom items, seasons and unlockable skills! We also put strong emphasis on family friendliness and enforce a strict no-grief policy.Come and hang out for a while, and stay if you like it!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9505 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Fast forward

    Fast forward

    Amazehut is a more than 2-year old Minecraft server with a very friendly community. The server’s goal is to let everyone have fun while playing Minecraft. On Amazehut we have 4 gamemodes: Survival, Creative, KitPvP and Village Defense.Do you want to be Amazed and have fun while playing Minecraft? Join Amazehut now!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Runes Activated: 0
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Divine Spears Created: 11

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Parallel

    Parallel

    Welcome to Parallel, a vanilla SMP where rifts randomly open between differently-themed worlds, and players are free to travel between them at their leisure in order to face great dangers, explore uncharted territory, and collect gleaming treasure.IP = play.parallelmc.org (MC Version 1.20+)For more info, visit our discord: https://discord.gg/G3XjaPJd53

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • GenuineMC

    GenuineMC

    Welcome to GenuineMC! A Semi-Vanilla Minecraft Server Established: July 8th, 2013Who are we? GenuineMC is a Semi-Vanilla server that is run by the community! We have attracted individuals of various ages and nationalities who have found themselves at home on our server. Their voices have helped shape our community and have helped us to move forward as a Minecraft Server. Their voices have allowed GenuineMC to become what it is today! As a team, we strive to create a warm and welcoming environment for new and current players. We also strive to meet the needs of every player and to listen to their personal comments about our community. We utilize input provided by our players to expand and improve upon the overall playing experience. This forward-thinking approach has resulted in the member base that has extended across the entirety of our server’s timeline, from both past and present, and will hopefully continue to do so in the future.What is Semi-Vanilla? Semi-Vanilla is essentially Minecraft, but with heightened aesthetics. We add plugins that either add special effects or help improve previously existing mechanics, but don’t take away from the genuine Minecraft experience. That means you can join our server and utilize none of our plugins, while still having a fun and wholesome experience playing the game. In terms of plugins, we have administrative ones that help us run our server like Essentials and Grief Prevention. We also have ones for the players that add to the game like Marriage or Mob Heads. When you join our server, you can choose to use these plugins to leave them be. It’s all up to you on how you want to play the game. – © 2023 – 2023 GenuineMC, LLC. All rights reserved. NOT AN OFFICIAL MINECRAFT PRODUCT. NOT APPROVED BY OR ASSOCIATED WITH MOJANG.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Silver Springs Survival

    Silver Springs Survival

    Silver Springs Survival is a small Minecraft server that is dedicated to bringing an enjoyable, “customized vanilla” experience to our players. We’ve been running for many years, and in that time have devoted countless hours to fine-tuning everything to make our experience unique while holding true to the vanilla gameplay we have come to love and enjoy. We are fairly small, but our community is tight-knit, warm, and active. Some of the staff and players have been with us since the very beginning all of those years ago, and some were around even before that!Our gameplay and rules are simple: we use minimal plugins to moderate gameplay, and instead operate under the assumption of common sense. We have no Towny, but you are free to build in towns (or not) if you want. We have no land claiming, meaning you can build as you please and where you please, but you are expected to give people enough space and to not grief, and will be punished heavily for doing so.Our core features: – Hard mode survival with pregenerated worlds – Freely accessible creative world, and resource worlds which automatically reset bi-weekly – Quality of life features for builders such as block rotation, block “chiseling”, and armor stand manipulation – Simple economy with a server shop, player marketplace, lotteries, and a custom item auction system – Regular events and activities such as build contests, spawn secret treasures, and parkours – Opt-in late game survival content, including our “Runecrafting” system for creating thoughtfully designed enchantments which are unique to Silver Springs, and unique items and armor sets acquirable through integrated systems such as minigames and heavily customized Mob ArenasPlease review our rules in-game using /rules once you join.You will start off as a [​Player] and become a [​Member] based on behavior once you’re at >=20 hours of playtime.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Endless Legions Commanded: 33 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Classic Realms

    Classic Realms

    Classic Realms is a Minecraft survival server which strives to bring back the old classic survival experience, cutting out the nonsense from modern day servers. If you’re looking for a fun, non p2w server! Classic Realms is your best bet!Connect using bedrock with the ip: bedrock.classicrealms.net and the port 8188

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • SkeletoSMP

    SkeletoSMP

    Best survival SMP u can find . Very good staff and players friendly server everyone will be helpful join us and have fun !!!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Void Armor Forged: 21
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Sky Valley

    Sky Valley

    Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • SeaSide

    SeaSide

    Explore the depths of the SeaSide sea…. ● Over 1000+ Custom Items ● Unlock new islands and items ● Daily quests ● Defeat powerful bosses ● Find valuable treasure chests & crates ● Start your own crew ● Unique PvP/PvE Experience ● 100+ Custom Enchants ● Gambling: Roulette, Coinflip and Jackpot ● Build your own raft ● Compete with other players in PvP or ranking. Weekly updates at the request of YOU. And much more…

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • HexArchon

    HexArchon

    Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Teacher

    Teacher

    Maestrea – A unique and unforgettable skyblock RPG experience SERVER VERSION: 1.20.1! Having run servers for a long time, our team knows what we’re doing. Being one of the fastest growing Towny servers with awesome plugins like Towny, Mythic Drops and McMMO, Jobs as well as a ton of custom developed plugins and greatly configured ones as well, to enhance your experience and make sure your time on the server will never be boring. With involved owners and an active, dedicated staff team, we’re able to release new content and updates often! We put the players and their friends first and there are many plugins that our close-knit community enjoys.We have a custom ranking system allowing you to unlock new features by ranking up and getting more perks for yourself and your Town & Friends. As well as a Brewing plugin that adds 80+ custom brewing recipes!Features: Towny, McMMO, MythicDrops, Jobs, Economy, 6 Dungeons, Survival, PVE, Custom items, Custom Mobs, Mob Arena, Brewing, Active Staff, Friendly Community, Dedicated Server, Skyblock, Invasion event, Boss arenas, Custom MobsHope to see you on the server!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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