BlameTheJews Minecraft SMP

Blame, BlameTheJews, children, China, cultural beliefs, demographics, East Asian countries, fertility rates, freedom, Japan, Jewish influence, Jews, Korea, low birthrates, Minecraft, modern era, parenting, population control, slim bodies, smp, societal pressures, Stereotypes, weight gain, Women

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further! Our server is so crazy, even pol would be scratching his head.

Join us and experience the insanity of blaming Jews for low birthrates in Minecraft! But wait, there’s more! Did you know that in our server, East Asian countries like China, Korea, and Japan have low birthrates too? And it’s all because the women are afraid of ruining their slim bodies and gaining weight quickly from giving birth. Who needs freedom when you can have a slim body, am I right?

So come on over and join our Minecraft SMP for a laugh riot like no other. Who needs logic when you have pure chaos?

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

AquaSmp

Survival

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Mines Excavated:	3968
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	156
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Kicklex

Survival

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

From Minepur

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Relaunch of the legendary semi-vanilla server! GRIEFING & RAIDING! SETHOMES & TPA! VOTING REWARDS! (No claims, economy, map resets, or hacking) SEMI-VANILLA at its PURIST.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Unrealtactical

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This Is The Official Server Of The Youtuber CoolGunner. UnrealTactical Is Back In Full Strenght As A Part Of The MC Server Network. UnrealTactical Also Has Unofficial Support For Bedrock Clients!!!!! **Please Note: Bedrock Clients Must Use Port 19132** Currently Is Hosts: – Survial Cool features -SkyblockComing Soon: – Zombies -Minigames – Prison – Kitpvp – Factions

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

XCraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

XCraft Survival is celebrating 10 Years of providing a nice escape! Since 2013, we’ve been working hard to create a server that allows you to play with ease. We’re all about the old-school survival experience, with a few fun twists! From custom enchantments and tweaked crafting recipes to fighting Herobrine and using Flight Feathers, you’ll find your niche!We are a play-to-win server, the only way that you’re going to get farther than anyone else is by putting in the work, which means NO P2W. Our ranks are purely cosmetic, letting you earn everything you have in-game with our Perks system. You can upgrade yourself to have more set homes, player vaults, portable workstations, and more!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

TitoCraft #Forever

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

TitoCraft is a Minecraft server made for players. Our main objective is to satisfy the community. Our game modes are unique and different from any other server, 100% customized by our team. “Too good to be true”? Come and see! Game Modes: – Survival / BedWars / Skyblock / OneBlock / Parkour– Easy and affordable savings – Customized menus and commands – An innovative store menu – VoteParty / McMMO / Jobs / Daily Challenges and Monthly Challenges / Minigames AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Laoco

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Looking for a fun friendly active Minecraft community to be apart of? Look no further! Server Info: always latest • All Inclusive server. • Staff monitored Grief and Theft Plugins • semi vanilla survival server • Greylisted – We keep out the trolls. So come check us out,

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MSRebound

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

MSRebound is a semi-vanilla SMP that never resets and quickly updates. So explore a world rich with history, and interact with the friendly community. We also have simple leveling in mcmmo, custom heads, player shops, & Discord integration.Feel free to join us anytime! :DAlso, if you are worried about us shutting down like a lot of other small servers, we’ve been going for 4+ years. We aren’t going anywhere.We don’t support Mojang’s chat report feature. It has been disabled on our server if you worry about that sort of thing. However, our server rules still apply and will be enforced by our staff.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Village mine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to our village mine! The Dorfmine is a German-speaking Minecraft server for up to 100 players, with a classic freebuild concept and an extensive zone system so that your buildings are completely protected – you simply look for a nice place, place a box and create your zone, which you too later you can manage it completely independently. With us you don’t have to rely on any team members, but, just like in single player, you have complete freedom without having to worry about strangers destroying your things.Surrounded by a constantly growing but manageable community that always helps each other out, you will be looked after by a very experienced team. Our servers are online 24/7 to offer you an exceptional and lag-free gaming experience.We look forward to welcoming you to our village mine and wish you a lot of fun on our server! 🙂

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.