BlameTheJews Minecraft SMP

Blame, BlameTheJews, children, China, cultural beliefs, demographics, East Asian countries, fertility rates, freedom, Japan, Jewish influence, Jews, Korea, low birthrates, Minecraft, modern era, parenting, population control, slim bodies, smp, societal pressures, Stereotypes, weight gain, Women

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further! Our server is so crazy, even pol would be scratching his head.

Join us and experience the insanity of blaming Jews for low birthrates in Minecraft! But wait, there’s more! Did you know that in our server, East Asian countries like China, Korea, and Japan have low birthrates too? And it’s all because the women are afraid of ruining their slim bodies and gaining weight quickly from giving birth. Who needs freedom when you can have a slim body, am I right?

So come on over and join our Minecraft SMP for a laugh riot like no other. Who needs logic when you have pure chaos?

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Two Times A Charm

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome – TwoTimesACharm Minecraft Server! Notes: Spawn Protection! Walk! Overworld and Nether: backed up daily End resets every 30 – 60 days (Nothing Is Safe!!) Server Rules (Permanent Ban): No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Raying, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb. Server Rules (Allowed): PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Greifing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading Server Features: Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

iPocket Island

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to iPocket Island, where we’ve revived an Old School Factions server with a modern twist that takes you back to the good old days of Minecraft 1.5 in the Latest version of Minecraft. Get ready for an authentic factions PvP experience with all the classic features you love. From Vanilla God Sets to epic events like King of the Hill and challenging Boss fights, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Engage in thrilling PvP battles, raid enemy bases, Custom Fishing, Mining and grind for gold to secure your spot on the F top leaderboard. The best part? Our server is completely Non Pay To Win, ensuring a fair and balanced playing field for all. Join us today at mc.ipocketisland.net and relive the nostalgia!Java IP: mc.ipocketisland.net Bedrock IP: mc.ipocketisland.net Port: 19132 Store: store.ipocketisland.net Discord: https://discord.gg/Z5MyDQQech

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Towns Built:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PlayChorus

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The culmination of years of dedicated effort, Chorus is a fantasy PvEvP experience where you: – Explore a breathtaking fantasy realm hitherto unseen in Minecraft, teeming with hostile biomes, ancient mysteries, and enigmatic beasts to slay. – Join forces with allies to erect mighty cities and carve out a nation. – Embark on raids to seize varied NPC strongholds and hidden dungeons. – From the heavens, unleash a barrage of greekfire and rockets in exhilarating aerial combats. – With your goat horn, lead steadfast NPC troops and hired mercenaries. – Lay siege to player cities & forts using our advanced, in-house siege mechanics. Blast and burn with reckless abandon, knowing all is restored afterwards. – Ready your mounts for battle, be it horse, panda, or bear, to unleash devastating cavalry charges. – Dive deep underwater on a dolphin’s back, wielding tridents against adversaries. – Through battle, cunning, or diplomacy, expand your realm and ascend to empire status.Join the scramble!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

EagleMc

Bedwars, Mini Games, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We are happy to welcome you! To our cracked/premium minecraft server! EagleMc, this server have an amazing minecraft and gaming community. Can’t wait to play? Join play.EagleMc.net now! we have the most famous games such as Bedwars, Survival, BoxPvP, Duels, PvP, KnockbackFFA, Counter-Strike, Parkour and much more You’re welcome to join our discord.gg/eaglemc We also support cross-play which means you can play with your friend at bedrock with the ip: bedrock.eaglemc.net port: 19132

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Undone Network

PvP, Survival

You’re bored? Join the Undone Network. Our Survival Custom features Mines, Keys, Dungeons, Custom Enchantments, and much more that you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

McCities

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

Live the city life! You can decide to abide by the laws or try your luck living a life of crime. You can work your way up in real estate, build houses in the creative world, or start your own shop in the mall, among many other things.If you’d prefer to live dangerously, become a criminal and deal drugs, obtain illegal guns, kill your enemies, and order hits on rivals with the server’s bounty system. You’ll have to outsmart and outrun our police force though!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Neverending Story

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Neverending Story The server was created for players who love this game. That’s why I decided to make something unique and balanced, where every player can find everything they love about Minecraft. at the same time, based on many years of experience, we give it a special touch together.We focus primarily on quality games together with friends and family and at the same time on the safety of the player, property and the entire server for a satisfied community.There is classic Survival, with an almost endless map. A fully developed economy is available, supplemented by several special methods for obtaining rewards. The whole game mechanics of the game itself is changed to several different skill levels of all kinds. There are adapted monsters with corresponding difficulties than in the original game. There are ready-made spells that everyone will be very happy to try. There is a lot of fun prepared here that you will never get tired of and you have to discover the main charm of the entire server yourself :3The life stories of each of us unfold every day, let’s share them together and create one great one that will have no end. We are really looking forward to seeing you o/

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

GamingCrafters

Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to GamingCraftersSurvival RPG with custom elements, skills and progress system, jobs.We hope to see you in the GamingCrafters community!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Hufverse

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

━━━━━ 「・ mιnecraghternuğ・」 ━━━━━Survival: A world where you can create your city (Towny) and/or create your personal protection. Complete missions to use Magic and obtain special items.Factions: Dominate the world and defend your base. You have advanced cannons to explode obsidian. 5-day PvP protection for all new players.Towers: An epic battle between the red and blue team to obtain 5 points. Build a bridge and reach the enemy, kill them all and avoid their arrows.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

NorthCraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Whether you’re new to Minecraft, a seasoned player, adventurer, creator or just looking for a friendly, safe place to spend time, there is something for everyone on NorthCraft! From the moment you log on, you’ll find a clean, safe environment to explore, with a Starter Kit to help battle mobs, gather resources and create something great. We keep it basic and focus on vanilla gameplay, but for those who want more, we’ve got you covered. On NorthCraft, you’ll find XP Grinders, Shops, and MyPet companions, as well as economy, Lisa (our 24/7 Assistant) and numerous worlds and destinations which make our server, YOUR server – it’s the perfect place to play! And with progressive ranks, land protection and so much more, there’s no end to what you can do! Grab your shovel, and get on! Now featuring a Creative world, Skyblock, Trivia, Games, Reward Crates and more!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Bavaria Craft

PvE, Survival

We are a small community of friendly Minecraft players looking for fellow players! bavaria-craft.de The server principle is quickly explained (Survival+Freebuild). You join our server, choose a nice place, Set your home and farm items for your Minecraft world wonders 🙂 The ranks are determined based on community behavior or friendly demeanor Each player initially has the following rights: Here is the IP to your Minecraf server:bavaria-craft.deUnlock yourself by simply solving an easy puzzle.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6427
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Twisted Gaming Community

Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Dive into Boundless Adventures – Your Ultimate Minecraft Oasis!Unleash the thrill of Minecraft like never before with our 100% FREE and forever open server! Our mission? Crafting an unparalleled community of passionate players, and guess what? No paywalls, no limits! We believe in absolute equality – no /donate commands here, and they’ll never see the light of day!Embark on your journey across our 4 thrilling servers: Lobby: The vibrant hub where your adventure begins! Survival (Paper): Immerse yourself in a dynamic world, ready for your exploration! Hardcore (Semi-Vanilla): Brace yourself for the ultimate challenge – survival at its rawest! Mini-Games (Coming Soon): Get ready for heart-pounding excitement and endless fun! Sky Block (Coming Soon): Elevate your gameplay to new heights in our upcoming sky-high experience!Behind the scenes, a dedicated individual harnesses the power of cutting-edge technology, ensuring all our servers run on the latest tech with ALL the RAM you could ever dream of! Join us now and be part of something extraordinary – where your Minecraft adventure knows no bounds! #BoundlessAdventures #MinecraftMagic

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	482	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

UGC-Gaming

Factions, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

UGC Gaming, known as United Gaming Community is expanding into the world of Minecraft with its new server. Already a global, well stationed community in games such as Team Fortress 2, CS2 or CS 1.6 and widely known to all players. Join us, and the UGC community to expand your experiences and have an unforgettable time.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

One Piece Craft

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

One Piece CraftMinecraft Survival Multiplayer with RPG and PVE custom features connected to One Piece. This server runs an economy and rankup system connected to multiple worlds and adventures. We are waiting for you! Join us now and our Discord server!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

LoreCraft

Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Notice: Do not leave random blocks & floating trees Current Version: 1.20 ——————————————————————————-LoreCraft is a micromanaged community server presented by YukilaThese lands are created from love, honesty and friendship.Its foundation is “The Lorean Ways of Life” written to spread respect among its playerbase. The core gameplay of the server is its dynamic changes. Everything changes in the world from time to time due to the continuous development provided.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).