BlameTheJews Minecraft SMP

Blame, BlameTheJews, children, China, cultural beliefs, demographics, East Asian countries, fertility rates, freedom, Japan, Jewish influence, Jews, Korea, low birthrates, Minecraft, modern era, parenting, population control, slim bodies, smp, societal pressures, Stereotypes, weight gain, Women

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further! Our server is so crazy, even pol would be scratching his head.

Join us and experience the insanity of blaming Jews for low birthrates in Minecraft! But wait, there’s more! Did you know that in our server, East Asian countries like China, Korea, and Japan have low birthrates too? And it’s all because the women are afraid of ruining their slim bodies and gaining weight quickly from giving birth. Who needs freedom when you can have a slim body, am I right?

So come on over and join our Minecraft SMP for a laugh riot like no other. Who needs logic when you have pure chaos?

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Lightcraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

> Welcome to Lightcraft! We’re a mostly vanilla server which lets you play how you like. Whether you’re a builder, PvPer, or just a casual player, you’ll find a place for you here. That said, cheating and hacks are not allowed.> Achievement-based Ranks Ranks are all free and include more benefits as you work your way up! We used a custom-made achievement system for claiming higher ranks. Earn achievements by simply playing the game, doing parkour courses, or even visiting certain areas!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

DreamCraftMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

“Welcome to the DreamCraftMC, where the Minecraft experience reaches new heights! Immerse yourself in a world of excitement and innovation with our carefully curated selection of awesome plugins and special features. Discover gameplay like never before as you navigate through a server designed to deliver thrills, challenges, and endless adventures.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

NightwolfMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

NightwolfMC is a casual Skyblock and SMP experience with the latest plugins and custom coding. It runs on 1.20.2 but is backward compatible with older versions. All players are welcome.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Elysium

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A Minecraft community where you can explore a world of endless adventures, play with your friends, have fun, participate in exclusive events and trade with a trading system created by the players themselves.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Local craft

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Survival in its purest form, our goal is to make you feel the nostalgia when you are in our server, we also have the Bed Wars and Parkour mode to have a good time playing with your friends!JAVA IP: lokalcraft.com BEDROCK IP: lokalcraft.com PORT: 25571→ Java & Bedrock → Version 1.17 & 1.20.1 → 24/7 No premium and premium → Survival → Bed Wars → Parkour → Custom enchants → House protection → Economy → Shop → Crates

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

NobleRealms

Cross-Play, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We have brand new Towny SMP and Pixelmon servers, join today to take part in the fun!This server includes custom Worlds, Towny, Player Shops, Quests, Player Warps, Custom Plugins, Boss Events, Custom Items, and more!If you want more information regarding NobleRealms just join our discord channel!discord.noblerealms.comCome have fun with us on the server join now! IP: play.noblerealms.com

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

freakplot

Economy, PvE, Survival

Fully crossplay compatible minecraft multiplayer SMP server. Anyone can play no matter the console! Join the discord for more information!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

LeviathanOG

Anarchy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

The LeviathanOG community was created on 05.12.2016. The goal our goal is to create an environment as pleasant as possible to play and collect people who want to play on a well configured and placed server to the point.Forum: https://leviathanog.ro/forum/ IP: Play.LeviathanOG.Ro Store: http://magazin.leviathanog.ro/ Discord: https://discord.gg/C9u73cx5EQ

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

VexalMC

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

VexalMC Cross-Platform | Survival | Creative | Earth | Prison | SkyBlock | KitPvP | Minigames | & MoreIP: play.vexalmc.co Bedrock IP: bedrock.vexalmc.co | Port: 19132 Wiki: https://wiki.vexalmc.co Discord: https://discord.io/vexalmc Shop: https://store.vexalmc.co/Server Versions: – Survival -> 1.19+ – Earth -> 1.19+ – Creative -> 1.8+ – Hide & Seek -> 1.8+ – KitPvP -> 1.8+ – Prison -> 1.8+ – SkyBlock -> 1.8+Hope to see you soon on our server!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Transcendence Survival Project

Creative, PvE, Survival, Whitelist

We are a whitelisted minecraft server with custom and realistic terrain generation. The server is free to join, but you have to apply to be whitelisted. In addition we have added several vanilla+ elements to the server such as skills, classes, races, custom mobs and custom structures.We have a resource collection world as well as a build world. We have a communal/shared storage and resource gathering model. We have only community farms. No personal redstone farms or massive storage systems are allowed outside of the community area besides the Guardian Farm and Enderman Farms. Everyone is expected to take from the community storage as needed, but everyone is also expected to put back into the storage as much as or slightly more than what they took out.Build themes are dependent on the dimension in which you are building. High Fantasy/Medieval/Steampunk for the overworlds, Demonic for the nether, and sci-fi/cyberpunk for the end dimension.We are currently recruiting builders who are looking for a fun survival experience but who still want to build something big and beautiful. If interested, post an application on our discord!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

OhanaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

We are a family friendly server that currently offers a lobby, survival and creative with Minigames, a Modded SkyBlock and Discord. Our community was created from a group of admins and staff from TownCraft. All players are considered Ohana/Family where no one gets left behind. We believe in creating a place where players of all ages are safe from swearing, all forms of vulgar behavior, griefing and bullying.Come play with our Ohana and experience a different kind of server!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

GlitchNet

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

GlitchNet is an SMP server with features such as: – Image item frames – Jobs – Daily rewards – Player warps – Player shops – Fly time – Spawners – Chunk loadersand many more!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

NZ Server

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Renderite

Earth, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Renderite Skyblock MMORPG Hello everyone, welcome to the store of Renderite Skyblock. Renderite is a massive server with custom made functions like renting and merchants that includes an enormous map created by the mayor himself. —————————————————————————————- Why Renderite? Renderite was developed by Green and he spent approximately 1 thousand hours creating the map, scripts and updates. It is also funded well by the investors. We have no limits when it comes to player experience. Your idea is important for us. —————————————————————————————-

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Project New Tomorrow

Creative, Mini Games

WHO WE ARE: Project: New Tomorrow encompasses the historical and golden age of themed entertainment with the technological advancements of the 21st Century. It is a celebration of and a living tribute to the past, present, and future of the theme park industry. Our server, as part of our growing platform, produces quality digital products and experiences: “By the fans, for the fans.” Project: New Tomorrow is entirely nonprofit and worked on in our spare time.WHAT WE HAVE: When you join, you spawn right in the heart and soul of the Project: New Tomorrow server. Our server hub is the central destination for all of our featured offerings. Here you can enjoy relaxing attractions, shop for cosmetics, preview upcoming additions, and so much more! At the GamePlex, you can compete with your friends in a variety of themed minigames. On our Creative Server, you can create to your heart’s content with unlimited resources and large plots. Project: New Tomorrow has something for everyone.THE LEGACY COLLECTION: This offering is home to a unique celebration of the past that immerses you in a permanent exhibition of some of the most notable attractions ever created. With state-of-the-art audio, visuals, 3D Models, and other specialized techniques, the Legacy Collection allows you to travel back in time to experience legendary rides and attractions once again. Explore the history behind The Legacy Project as you step through projection screens in this educating, entertaining, and inspiring offering.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.