BlameTheJews Minecraft SMP

Blame, BlameTheJews, children, China, cultural beliefs, demographics, East Asian countries, fertility rates, freedom, Japan, Jewish influence, Jews, Korea, low birthrates, Minecraft, modern era, parenting, population control, slim bodies, smp, societal pressures, Stereotypes, weight gain, Women

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further! Our server is so crazy, even pol would be scratching his head.

Join us and experience the insanity of blaming Jews for low birthrates in Minecraft! But wait, there’s more! Did you know that in our server, East Asian countries like China, Korea, and Japan have low birthrates too? And it’s all because the women are afraid of ruining their slim bodies and gaining weight quickly from giving birth. Who needs freedom when you can have a slim body, am I right?

So come on over and join our Minecraft SMP for a laugh riot like no other. Who needs logic when you have pure chaos?

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Lava Rising

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Looking for a thrilling and competitive Minecraft mini-game? Look no further than Lava Rising! Battle to death against other players while trying to survive as the lava rises around you. When you join the server, you’ll enter one of the elevators and be teleported to the game itself; you will receive randomized items that match the biome you’re in, such as blaze rods in the nether or elytras in the end. Craft armor and weapons to defend yourself and be the last one standing. Once you’ve completed the game, return to the lobby with your newfound items and sell any extras for totems, gapples, and other valuable items. And if you’re looking to upgrade to netherite, head to the nether to collect random items until you obtain netherite ingots. Parts of the lobby can move, it is designed unlike any other server, you will just have to see for yourself. Join Lava Rising now for a competitive and thrilling Minecraft experience.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Obtain the Grain OTG

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

SERVER IP: play.otgmc.com – We use a custom resource pack on OTG that requires you have OPTIFINE downloaded and installed before joining. – Resource pack includes: 500+ Unique Item/Weapon Textures; which includes, 52+ Armor Textures, 15 Custom Elytra’s, 12+ Custom Hats. – 9 Unique Themed Islands to explore and loot. Each Island has 2-5 Points of Interests for fast travel with a dungeon to delve into that has a boss at the end and a mine to gather resources from. – NPCs with Leveling/Daily Quest’s and a Main Adventure Quest. – /Rankup system to make your kit equipment stronger. Climb through 15+ ranks! – Attribute system, the longer you stay alive the more your attributes climb. – Mines for resources. (Building and breaking of blocks is limited to mines and plots.) – Dynamic /shop in Spawn Kingdom, prices fluctuate!- Player Plots for Rent in spawn and on every island! – PvPvE, 1 Safezone per Island. – Custom Monsters/Bosses with unique drop tables. – Loot Chests (Crafting of most items is disabled, you’ll have to loot!) – Built in economy with an emphasis on a player market. – Use /guild to party up with friends!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Gamerland

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Gamerland, a survival server that offers a unique and challenging experience for players who are looking for something different. Similar to an SMP, Gamerland offers a vast open world where players can explore, build, and survive. But unlike other servers, Gamerland is packed with plugins that completely change the game’s strategies and goals.One of the most significant features of Gamerland is the custom structures and items with strong abilities and drugs. These items are rare and valuable, and players can sell them for points, which is the currency used on the server. Points can be used to purchase a wide range of items, including custom gear, weapons, and tools that can help players survive in the harsh environment.Players with cracked Minecraft can play on the server, and there are teams that players can create and officialize. Official teams receive in-game bonuses such as protected areas, which can be an excellent way to stay safe from other players who might be looking to steal valuable items.Another exciting feature of Gamerland is the jobs that players can complete. These include the Bank Heist and the Drug Laboratory Robbery, which offer players a unique challenge and the chance to earn valuable points.Overall, Gamerland offers the best gaming experience for all players, whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the game. With custom structures, unique items, and exciting jobs to complete, there’s never a dull moment on this survival server. So join us today and start your adventure in Gamerland!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

RealmWars

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the RealmWars Minecraft server! Never pay to win, always friendly.RealmWars is a friendly and welcoming community that offers a unique Towny experience. With a focus on player-driven economy, roleplay, and friendly competition, we aim to provide a fun and immersive experience for all players. Features: – Towny: Build and expand your own town, join a nation, and compete for resources and territory. – Economy: Participate in a player-driven economy and trade with others for goods and services. – Jobs: Join a job and immerse yourself in the world of RealmWars! – McMMO: Adds new mechanics and features to the game, including a skill system, special abilities, and unique experiences for players.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

DemonsCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Minecraft survival/rankup server, with Mcmmo, pets, VIPs, Plots and much more. Come meet and call your friends, fast support. interaction, events, I believe you won’t regret it

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Stealcadia

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Unique Lifesteal Server with Custom Weapons, very fun and lots of PvP! Stealcadia also comes with Unique Boss Fights, never seen on other servers before! It’s truly one of a kind.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

BLITHE

Creative, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

We are a Whitelisted semi-vanilla survival server enhanced with; an armor-stand editor, proximity chat, mini-blocks, and other plugins that give players the closest gameplay experiences to that of Hermitcraft. Most other plugins used are for moderation and lag efficiency like Core Protect which helps keep our community a safe and friendly place this means there are no plugins that drastically alter the vanilla experience such as; /landclaim, /sethome, or /tpask /tpahere.We also have new bonus servers available! Including Last-Life and a creative test Server! Here at Blithe, we encourage creativity; mega-bases, player shops, minigames, group builds, redstone projects, cityscapes, or anything else. If you can dream it we want to see it!Join Today!www.blithemc.co

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Renascence

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Some features of Renascence: Daily login rewards Mounts Quests Pinata Party Slimefun Player Shops Community Events Dungeons Towny Coreprotect Leveling system Aurelius Skills Custom Generated Terrain

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Minetality Vanilla Survival Server

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Minetality, where the focus is on fun and community!We strive to create an environment where players can come together and enjoy the game with like-minded individuals. Whether you’re into building, redstone, or just exploring, there’s something for everyone here.Embark on a journey of pure vanilla survival, whether you like to build on your own or join the bustling community town and collaborate on exciting projects with your fellow playersThe server features a whitelist world border, providing a safe haven for whitelisted players to build and create without the worry of griefing or theft.Rules: – No cheating, grefing, stealing or duping allowed.Come join us at play.minetality.net and start your adventure!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.