BlameTheJews Minecraft SMP

Blame, BlameTheJews, children, China, cultural beliefs, demographics, East Asian countries, fertility rates, freedom, Japan, Jewish influence, Jews, Korea, low birthrates, Minecraft, modern era, parenting, population control, slim bodies, smp, societal pressures, Stereotypes, weight gain, Women

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further! Our server is so crazy, even pol would be scratching his head.

Join us and experience the insanity of blaming Jews for low birthrates in Minecraft! But wait, there’s more! Did you know that in our server, East Asian countries like China, Korea, and Japan have low birthrates too? And it’s all because the women are afraid of ruining their slim bodies and gaining weight quickly from giving birth. Who needs freedom when you can have a slim body, am I right?

So come on over and join our Minecraft SMP for a laugh riot like no other. Who needs logic when you have pure chaos?

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

WaterFunNetWork

LifeSteal, PvP

WaterFunNetWork is best Network with low ping gamemode pvp,boxpvp, Lifesteal other soon join now⭐

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4344	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

literal vanilla

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

literal vanilla is a server where the gameplay is purely vanilla no tpa no sethome no nothing. just the vanilla game at its purest form.we also allow stuff like griefing and stealing

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	180

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Spread of Civilization

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Spread of Civilization – Embark on an Epic Journey!Welcome to Spread of Civilization, an innovative new server that brings you a unique Minecraft experience with an extra touch of realism! The goal of this server is to encourage players to collaborate, trade, engage in diplomacy, and interact with the world in a way that feels real. – Limited teleports, but better travel infrastructure with Dynmap, HsRails, Rail Protector and SpeedyBoats – Season Cycle and Real Farming with plant and animal growth based on their environment – Use-based land claims with Influence Claims – Ever-expanding world borders with Dynamic Borders

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Sarkarnetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

Minecraft lifesteal 24/7 Online Join now And not forget to vote our minecraft server For more information Join our discord server

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Chimeras Created:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

HyperMc

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

What Is HyperMc? ⇨ HyperMc Is A Minecraft Lifesteal Server With Tons of Features. Is HyperMc For Both Java And Bedrock Edition Players?⇨Yes, You are absolutely correct hypermc is available for both the Minecraft java & bedrock editions.JOIN HYPERMC NOW AND COMPETE WITH OTHER TO BE ON THE LEADERBOARDS AND GET REWARDS!!.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Animals Bred:	196
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	414

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MiniMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MiniMC [SMP] [Earth / Towny] [Fun]

– Website: www.minimc.xyz – Discord: https://discord.gg/qjSwYnP2SF – Server IP: minimc.mc.gg – Version: 1.20.4 ————————————– – LGBTQ friendly – Custom in-game economy – Lots of different activities to do – Custom ranks (Paid and Free) – Earth scaled map – Create towns with friends – MCMMO

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Zombie Escape

Economy, PvE, PvP

Are you ready to face the undead in a thrilling survival adventure? Welcome to the Zombie Escape server, a unique twist inspired by the popular game MineZ. Immerse yourself in a 2000×2000 block world teeming with zombies and other dangerous creatures, where your survival skills will be put to the ultimate test.Explore a vast and challenging world overrun by zombies. Navigate through treacherous landscapes and unravel the mysteries hidden within.Loot Crates and Chests: Search for loot crates and chests scattered throughout the environment. Acquire essential supplies such as bandages, medkits, weapons, and various tools to aid your survival.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Soul Steal

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	631	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ores Mined:	7436

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

We offer you a high-quality Minecraft server dedicated to the GEN interface. Create your own island, make generators and expand your territory!On our server you will find many things such as:> Unique builds > Custom plugins > Custom mines > Farming & Fishing systemIn the future we are planning make our Network much bigger. Join right now and try something new with ChainMC!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4584
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!