BlameTheJews Minecraft SMP

Blame, BlameTheJews, children, China, cultural beliefs, demographics, East Asian countries, fertility rates, freedom, Japan, Jewish influence, Jews, Korea, low birthrates, Minecraft, modern era, parenting, population control, slim bodies, smp, societal pressures, Stereotypes, weight gain, Women

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further! Our server is so crazy, even pol would be scratching his head.

Join us and experience the insanity of blaming Jews for low birthrates in Minecraft! But wait, there’s more! Did you know that in our server, East Asian countries like China, Korea, and Japan have low birthrates too? And it’s all because the women are afraid of ruining their slim bodies and gaining weight quickly from giving birth. Who needs freedom when you can have a slim body, am I right?

So come on over and join our Minecraft SMP for a laugh riot like no other. Who needs logic when you have pure chaos?

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

GotSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

Fun multiplayer sever with nice admin claims factions rtp soon voice chat multplayer we might make you an operator join today for a very fun time If you have any questions we GOT you! have fun

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

OpalMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

New Bedrock + Java Vanilla SMP! Looking for a cross-platform Vanilla Economy server with no pay-to-win features? Look no further- we’ve got what you need right here on Opal-MC!

– Always Online – Fair & Equal Economy – Custom Player-Owned Shops – Well Balanced MMO Skilling -Bedrock & Java Cross-Play – PVP Completely Optional – Free Ranks & Perks

Bedrock: play.opal-mc.com Java: play.opal-mc.com

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Donutopia

Survival, Vanilla

“Embark on an epic adventure in our Minecraft realm! Unleash your creativity, conquer challenging quests, and build your dream world with a vibrant community. Join us for an immersive gaming experience where imagination knows no bounds. Welcome to a realm of endless possibilities!” (chatgpt text

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Empyria

MCMMO, Pixelmon

Join the discord for the mods needed [in the channel ‘’announcement’’]

Welcome to our brand-new Minecraft server, where adventure awaits! Immerse yourself in a unique gameplay experience with the Cobblemon mod, adding a new twist to your mining adventures by introducing Pokemon that you can battle and collect. Unleash your creativity with the Create mod, offering a wide range of tools and contraptions to build impressive structures and automate tasks. Join our community, explore vast worlds, and embark on exciting quests filled with challenges and rewards. Are you ready to craft, build, and conquer in this ultimate Minecraft journey?

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Void Gems Collected:	39
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Goofy Goobers

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

So that everyone knows, not everything on the server is finished! I am working on it though!

Dynmap – http://142.4.207.221:8052/

If you’re ever on the server and something doesn’t work, is broken, or isn’t properly set up, do not be afraid to ping me in Discord and tell me!

There’s more server information on PlanetMinecraft! https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/goofy-goobers/

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

AUAnarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

AUAnarchy is a new Australian-hosted 1.20.4 Minecraft anarchy server.

We originally started back in 2021 and have now brought it back with updated plugins for speed-hack prevention and server hardware.

The world has been wiped since then so connect quickly to get a head-start!

– Australian Hosted! – 1.20.4! – Hacks Allowed!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Garrettmc Network

Anarchy, Bedwars, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Hello and welcome to the Garrettmc network :). We have a variety of games to choose from, we have Minigames, Murder-Mystery, Skyblock, Classic smp, Smp, factions, creative, and an anarchy server as well. We know that the server wasn’t the best in the past and we are actively working toward making a higher quality server experience. We hope to see you on the server :), have a good day.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

ChargedCreeper

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Raiding, Survival

We use plugins to enhance your experience in Minecraft. Each one is carefully selected and configured to offer you a challenging and rewarding experience with replayability in mind while also keeping your progress safe! We aim to reduce bloat and poor performance on our server to keep your playing experience as smooth as possible.

Grief Defender Core Protect Custom Mobs & Bosses with unique powers & loot Dungeons McMMO Player Warps And more!

We aren’t just another SMP server. Our goal is to expand on the existing vanilla content in such a way that traditional mechanics are minimally affected. With the litany of servers available at your disposal, you may ask “Why should I join Charged Creeper?”. To answer that question: Simply join our server anytime, any place on any platform and see for yourself. There are no whitelist’s – no restrictions upon joining – no requirements to join our Discord (although it’s highly encouraged as most of our information regarding rules, commands, etc. will be posted there!).

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

GoPlay MC

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

Welcome to GoPlayMC A place where you shape your Minecraft experience! Immerse yourself in a vibrant community of like-minded gamers, supported by a staff committed to transparency, diversity, security & creating friendships to last.

We are proudly a premium gaming network with a no pay-to-win framework, donations maintain the platforms and enhance your gaming journey. Join us for a fair and enjoyable gaming experience! Our Road Map! Creative Server Launch: Early 2024 • Feedback and bug fixes

Arcade Server (Beta) Launch: Mid 2024 • TNT Tag • Spleef • Hide and Seek • Murder Mystery • Feedback and bug fixes • More T.B.A

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

iConic SMP 4.0

KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

iConic SMP 4.0, The latest season released by iCave developers for Minecraft enthusiasts! This server offers an exhilarating PvP experience with custom tools and armors, as well as a sprawling PvP arena for epic battles. Players can look forward to daily, weekly, and monthly rewards and giveaways, making every moment on the server exciting.

With a diverse audience including Twitch and YouTube streamers, iConic SMP 4.0 is a vibrant community where players can engage with their favorite content creators. The server also features a robust Job system, allowing players to carve out their own path and progress accordingly.

Custom ranks available through the webstore and crates that can be earned or purchased add an extra layer of excitement to the gameplay. Additionally, the server offers a unique feature where players can obtain tool skins from crates or by completing quests, allowing them to showcase their individuality.

iConic SMP 4.0 is built on a normal vanilla Minecraft foundation, ensuring that players can seamlessly access all the custom tools upon joining. Whether you’re on game version 1.8 or 1.20.4, you can dive into the action at play.iconicsmp.xyz. Don’t forget to check out the webstore at store.iconicsmp.xyz for additional perks and items to enhance your gaming experience!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	171

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

GearsMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

(For bedrock, use ip: gearsmc.com:19132)This community was founded on my love and passion for cars and the automotive industry, and well everything with gears. All players are welcome. If you are looking for a laid back, chill, and diverse place to chat with new people and make friends, all while enjoying car talk, you’ve found the right place. Currently there are 3 servers available to play in GearsMC. Factions, Survival, Anarchy. Three separate servers with three separate vibes. Join now and decide which will be your home. By default, you will join the Factions server as that is currently receiving the most attention from admins regarding constantly improving aspects of the server every day to be more enjoyable for you, our players.I look forward to playing with you! The ip is just gearsmc.com Sincerely, – Luke (drivefast)

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Farms Harvested:	652
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

WheatSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

Embark on an epic journey in WheatSMP, the ultimate Minecraft server where adventure meets strategy! Engage in thrilling PvP battles, protect your turf with claiming, and master unique skills. Embark on quests that challenge your wit and courage, unlocking in-game achievable ranks along the way. Join WheatSMP for an immersive experience where every block you break and every battle you win propels you towards greatness! Are you ready to conquer the WheatSMP world? Join now!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Vivican Crack House

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Tired of playing funni block game by yourself? Join our smp , we offer: Java & Bedrock crossplay Large map to explore Towns & Nations Crack Events for rewards Cultures & Religions Player Economy Free Ranks 75+ Extra enchants An Active Community Participate in events for loot Premium Towny Expanisoms Optional PvP & Wars Up too 300 plus members joined our minecraft server!!! Join the VIVICAN Crack House today!! today!!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Obsidian Odyssey

Survival

Obsidian Odyssey, a Minecraft server, excels with its sophisticated banking system, a dynamic economy, and the “baltop” feature that ranks players by wealth. It also boasts player-set warps, allowing for easy navigation and personalized spaces. The server’s diverse features, including these and more, create an engaging and multifaceted gameplay experience.

You can join our server using 1.20.1 – 1.20.4

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	3123

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

LevelUp

Anarchy, Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

this is a Survival server get paid to play one person sleeps to make it day & we can sit down & no need to ever worry about losing your progress we have Rollback protection and a Jail for bad players this is a dedicated server and will always be here no server resets and Staff will always be there to help earn more perms the longer you play start earning your Rank Today.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.