BlameTheJews Minecraft SMP

Blame, BlameTheJews, children, China, cultural beliefs, demographics, East Asian countries, fertility rates, freedom, Japan, Jewish influence, Jews, Korea, low birthrates, Minecraft, modern era, parenting, population control, slim bodies, smp, societal pressures, Stereotypes, weight gain, Women

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further! Our server is so crazy, even pol would be scratching his head.

Join us and experience the insanity of blaming Jews for low birthrates in Minecraft! But wait, there’s more! Did you know that in our server, East Asian countries like China, Korea, and Japan have low birthrates too? And it’s all because the women are afraid of ruining their slim bodies and gaining weight quickly from giving birth. Who needs freedom when you can have a slim body, am I right?

So come on over and join our Minecraft SMP for a laugh riot like no other. Who needs logic when you have pure chaos?

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Quailiens

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Quailiens is a super chill Minecraft Survival server with quality of life plugins to make your experience better. You can play with your friends, make land claims, create towns, make player warps, buy & sell items to others and more..!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	191	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Forged Realms (ForgotSMP)

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Forged Realms, formerly known as ForgotSMP, is a minecraft network that specializes in different types of gamemodes especially survival minecraft. We have hosted gamemodes such as LifestealSMP, Lobby, VanillaSMP, PracticePVP, and we’re planning on adding more. Join the adventure!

We provide many gamemode: – LifestealSMP – Survival or Classic SMP – PVP Practice – And more coming soon!

Join The Adventure!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	258	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Eternal Realms

Economy, PvE, Survival

Eternal Realms is something of an oddity when it comes to Minecraft Multiplayer servers. We are a server where vanilla gameplay is enjoyed to it’s fullest, with most of the added features being completely optional!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

RusticLand

Economy, KitPvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to RusticLand, a survival crossplay1 server but you can enter with 1.12.2 – 1.19 😀

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3531	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PowerMC

Hardcore, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Prison, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

PowerMC was created for powerful players and honoring them by prioritizing community feedback, consistent content development, and frequent updates without sacrificing high quality gameplay.

Play Survival, Lifesteal, and Prison gamemodes that contain active communities, engaging gameplay experience, balanced progression, next-level features, and many more aspects that curate a fun time for all types of players!

Connect now on Java and Bedrock Edition at IP: ms.powersmp.com and Bedrock Port: 19132.

Join the Discord at discord.gg/powermc to engage with an active community, receive announcements and updates, and participate in events and giveaways!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	39

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Vellumtale

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

I want to personally invite everyone to our Vellumtale community!

But why should you join?

> Its a brand new server that’s up 24/7 and located in the EU. > Besides the standard features like Crates, Shops, Anti-Grief, Kits, Ranks etc. our server has revolutionary features such as Custom Weapons, Armor, Mobs, Dungeons, Quests, Cool Hats and a ton more! > We have a small but friendly community :schematics: > Lots of quality updates that are heavily influenced by the community! > Fast, reliable and friendly staff! > You can even talk with other players on the server directly from discord!

I hope we can all grow as players and as a community on Vellumtale !

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Love Letters Sent:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

EarthPol

Earth, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

EarthPol -> The Geopolitical Roleplay Experience

EarthPol is an Earth Server with a scale of 1:217 Earth Map where you can create your own towns, nations and alliances anywhere on the planet!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	169	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Oasis Hub

Hardcore, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Oasis is a Minecraft survival server with quality of life plugins to make your experience better. The community based economy and gameplay is great but the server still provides you with everything you need to go solo! Some of the features offered are Teams, Player warps, Auction House, Custom Cosmetics / Fishing / Tools / Armor and MUCH more!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Tunes Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Tunes Craft Season 2 is now here. Welcome along fresh kits, new events to play at least once a week, valuable ranks, different teams, and most importantly, months and beyond of continued and current fun. Come along and fight against enduring bosses or steal somebody’s loot after a tough battle in our brand new PvP arena. Unleash your inner beast in Tunes Craft Season 2. Don’t leave it too late! Get started now on tunescraft.net , Java Edition only. Minecrafters, it’s your time to shine!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

OpasMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

OpasMC is a Finnish Minecraft server where you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars and Spleef. In the main location (hub) of the server, there is a Liito minigame and a PvP area where you can fight with other players. In addition, OpasMC has an Ullakko server where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using the address play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

English: Please note that the language spoken on this server is Finnish and you can join the server only from Finland. In OpasMC you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars, and Spleef. In addition, there are Glide mini game and a PvP area at the hub of the server. There’s also a server called “Ullakko” in OpasMC, where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Towns Built:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Bartol SMP

Earth, PvP, Survival

Welcome to the Bartol SMP, here we have 4 main servers, Hardcore, Anarchy, Earth, and Lifesteal;

On Lifesteal it’s simple, semi-anarchy, when you kill others you receive some of their hearts, and when they kill you they receive some of your hearts! If you loose all of your hearts then you automatically get banned for 2 days, after which you may re-join and start again (You do not loose hearts if you die to mobs, only players). On Hardcore, it’s pretty much the same as any hardcore world, the exact same amount of hearts, but there’s a twist! You also get banned for 10 hours , in which after you re-join and start again! On Anarchy, it’s the same as any other! NO rules, NO Restrictions, Go Wild! Earth is an Exact replica of the REAL Plant Earth! Including country borders, with claims and more. The more you play, the more you claim blocks you receive!

If you wish to Join you can, it’s Free! To also view the rules visit the #Rules channel in our Discord linked on this page.

The Owner Is Bartol#3110 . Cool Dude2016#2022 Manages This Server Page.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Oholei Torah Chai

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Unofficial server for oholei torah or anyone else that is jewish! works with minecraft java and minecraft bedrock, and works with Tlauncher and cracked accounts

Gamemodes & minigames:

Survival Skyblock Creative Kitpvp Bedwars Skywars Spleen Tnt run

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Corvid Crossing

Survival

A fun Survival Minecraft server, with an amazing community, a very dedicated staff who are always their to help! We just had a major server owner change as well as a map change. We are working very hard to make this server the best we can possibly make it. We have cool ranks you can buy as well as amazing rewards that come with each one of our custom ranks!!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

HeartGoldMC

Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to HeartGoldMC. HeartGoldMC is a server with the pixelmonmod. We would love to invite you on to our server. Invite your friends too! Its a tight community and we hope you have fun!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PitSim

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars

PitSim is a custom-coded, persistent game mode featuring a unique combat & progression system, godset PvP, battle pass, guilds, PvP-enabled PvE environment, custom minigames, and more! Our active development team is constantly providing the server with updates to grow it into the future. Join today to become a part of our community!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Divine Spears Created:	24

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.