BlameTheJews Minecraft SMP

Blame, BlameTheJews, children, China, cultural beliefs, demographics, East Asian countries, fertility rates, freedom, Japan, Jewish influence, Jews, Korea, low birthrates, Minecraft, modern era, parenting, population control, slim bodies, smp, societal pressures, Stereotypes, weight gain, Women

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further! Our server is so crazy, even pol would be scratching his head.

Join us and experience the insanity of blaming Jews for low birthrates in Minecraft! But wait, there’s more! Did you know that in our server, East Asian countries like China, Korea, and Japan have low birthrates too? And it’s all because the women are afraid of ruining their slim bodies and gaining weight quickly from giving birth. Who needs freedom when you can have a slim body, am I right?

So come on over and join our Minecraft SMP for a laugh riot like no other. Who needs logic when you have pure chaos?

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

FiveMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, Survival

[COMING SOON] Explore a unique and adventurous world where survival is the key to success. Our server features exciting game modes, including Lifesteal and Survival, offering a captivating and unique gaming experience.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

DogeFun.net

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

DogeFun.net – Der Server mit Verdienstfaktor – Creative, MCMMO, MiniGames, Jump and Run, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Craftbook, Parkour

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

BattlePeak

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

BattlePeak is a Minecraft server where players can PVP and unlock as well as trade they’re weapon skins along the way! Embark on a journey towards obtaining your favourite weapon skin and fight players and mobs with it!

With limited time obtainable weapon skins releasing every now and then like the Halloween Pumpkin Axe and the Guy Fawkes Day Firework Rocket, the server’s economy is set to have some interesting years ahead full of trading and new content being released!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	295	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Tempest Ascension

Survival

Tempest Ascension is based on the anime “That Time I got reincarnated as a Slime.” You, the player, are a freshly reincarnated otherworlder sent to this world on accident, and now you have to find your way through this strange new world. Build your nation, Become powerful, and reach heights never seen before. This world is yours for the taking.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	New Chunks Explored:	85972
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SinghCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Survival Indian Proxy Survival Server Owned By RattanGamingLive a YouTuber. Join Discord for more info and any help- https://discord.gg/b9kSKb32t8

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

mofucraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Main / Solo / Rocket PvP

Main… Our main server, it contains economy, jobs, pets, strong enemies and so on!!! Solo… Our vanilla server, it is fusion of single play and multi play, and free of any stress. Rocket PvP… Our KitPvP server, you can fight with frying with hand-in rocket.

*ATTENTION* Our service are almost written in Japanese, for example, rule, guide and in-game message. We provide you some functions for foreigners, however.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2416

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

LokoCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to LokoCraft – The Ultimate Factions Experience!Embark on an epic journey in our Minecraft factions server, where alliances are forged, wars are waged, and empires rise and fall.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Noovlandia Network

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

A semi-premium Minecraft server for Java and Bedrock from version 1.10 to 1.20.1

We offer:

Extreme security Privileged Ranks economy system Clans and alliances Giveaways every week Mass events Exclusive rewards 24/7 active support And much more!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Rede Cypher

Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to the Cypher Network! We are a new server still in beta, we plan to add more exclusives for players, we have mcMMO, economy system, elevators, banking system, in the future we will add more exclusive features of the Cypher Network.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SolarMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Parkour, PvP, Vanilla

WE ARE EXCITED TO WELCOME YOU TO SOLARMC Our server offers 3 exclusive modes:

Vanilla S1: Our Vanilla offers many specialties, such as the Outposts, an area that once conquered will provide you and your team with a damage multiplier, money, and an exclusive shop! Bounties, take revenge by placing a bounty on your opponent and make him a target for all players on the server! Auctions, earn money by selling the goods you have earned to other players, or if you can afford it, buy from them! Crates, if you have earned it at the outposts by fighting, you will be able to open a crate where you will receive materials that are almost impossible to obtain, which makes them valuable, or… buy a key from our shop! DailyRewards, get daily rewards that will increase in value over the days, but be careful, miss one day and you’ll start all over again! Kits, purchase kits via in-game money, or receive an exclusive one by purchasing VIP! Leaderboards, climb the rankings to the top in: money, kills, deaths and elo to receive rewards! Have fun!

Kit-PvP: Kit-PvP is a unique mode of its kind, for each kit you unlock by leveling up, you will also unlock a special ability! Face your opponents with the classic PvP 1.8 style and climb the rankings for the player with the most kd by receiving a nametag in chat that will strike fear into the first unlucky person who dares to go against you.

Practice: Leaderboards, show everyone who is the strongest by climbing the rankings in the various practice kits or in the wins! Different modes every week! A simple Practice that makes things more competitive, PvP lovers this is the place for you!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Midgardsaga.nu

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

A newly started Swedish server with a focus on building and having fun. Here we are friendly and nice to each other.

Karta: http://Midgardsaga.nu:8100/

Swedish Minecraft server. Where the focus is on building and having fun.

– Mcmmo- Jobs- Lands- Elit mobs- Wildchest- Jets hoppers – Advanced Dungeons- Cmi- Ranker– Danns World generator

Are some of the plugins we use

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	5266	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

FutureMC Skyblock

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

Hello have you been in search for a new skyblock server, I think you’re search is now over Come join us on your adventure and have the time of you’re life!

Server Features: – Custom Resource Pack – Minions – Custom Plugins – Custom Mission – Custom Islands – Bridge Themes – Player Skills

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PvPCharge

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

PvPCharge is a network of Minecraft servers released on February 10th. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers!

Our Current Servers: – Skyblock – Prisons – Factions

Join Today! – play.pvpcharge.net

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Surviland

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come play on our exciting Minecraft Survival server called Surviland! We have a lot of interesting things to keep you entertained. Connect now to survi.land and join the fun in our supported versions from 1.9 to 1.20. We are waiting for you to live the adventure!

Enter now using the IP: Survi.land

#MinecraftSurvival #AssuredFun #SurvilandHasReturned

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mines Excavated:	1773
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

The Tartarus Network

PvE

Welcome to the realm of demons and nightmares, full of ancient treasures, friends and foes alike. Welcome to The Tartarus Network..

Here at the network, we take what people want and make it into reality. Whether it be more mobs, items, or recipes for crafting, we’re always here to help! Current servers include our Elemental Reborn project, a revival of a much more ancient land, and the hidden foes and powers within…

We hope you enjoy the ride, and have a good time!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1234

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.