BlameTheJews Minecraft SMP

Blame, BlameTheJews, children, China, cultural beliefs, demographics, East Asian countries, fertility rates, freedom, Japan, Jewish influence, Jews, Korea, low birthrates, Minecraft, modern era, parenting, population control, slim bodies, smp, societal pressures, Stereotypes, weight gain, Women

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further! Our server is so crazy, even pol would be scratching his head.

Join us and experience the insanity of blaming Jews for low birthrates in Minecraft! But wait, there’s more! Did you know that in our server, East Asian countries like China, Korea, and Japan have low birthrates too? And it’s all because the women are afraid of ruining their slim bodies and gaining weight quickly from giving birth. Who needs freedom when you can have a slim body, am I right?

So come on over and join our Minecraft SMP for a laugh riot like no other. Who needs logic when you have pure chaos?

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

ChaosMC

Anarchy, Anarchysurvival, Nochatreports, Survival

ChaosMc is a new anarchy server. it has one admin the owner who plays the server like a normal player hacking is allowed and profanity is allowed as the server has Nochatreports we also suggest installing Nochatreports mod. ChaosMC has one rule no lag machines if one is made it will be deleted. Installing a hacked client such as Wurst may be in your best interest. No bans, No kicks.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Void Gems Collected:	37	Void Armor Forged:	27

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Survive If Possible (Custom Everything)

Adult, Anarchy, Anticheat, Antixray, Apocalypse, Bosses, Brackenpack, challenge, Community, Communitydriven, Custom, Customdimensions, Customenchants, Customitems, Customplugins, Customworldgeneration, Deathban, Difficulty, Fun, Great, Greifing, Hardcore, Incendium, MCMMO, Mob, Mythicmobs, new, Noteleport, Notp2w, Notpaytowin, PvE, PvP, Raid, Raiding, Semivanilla, smp, Smpsurvivalserver, Space, Survival, Terralith

Survive If Possible (EXTREME DIFFICULTY)Custom World Generation (6 Hour Death-Bans 1 Chance)————————————————————————————————————————–60 Custom Biomes & 3 WorldGen Datapacks Stacked14 Custom Dimensions Above & Below OverworldCustom Enchants & Loot Tables: High Risk High RewardCustom Structures & Small Community Environment————————————————————————————————————————–Dig down to the lowest block of bedrock to get to the Underdark dimension.Build up to Y Level 320 to get to the Faewild dimension. Above the Faewild is the PaxBelow the Underdark is the Nether, Below the Nether is the Sanctum, and if you’re lucky below the Sanctum will bring you to the End dimension. If you are NOT lucky you will be sent to a random dimension. Nether Portals Work In Every Single Dimension As a Way Back To The Overworld.See if you have what it takes to survive the INSANELY difficult mobs: Please Drink ResponsiblyYou Likely Have The Wrong Server: Good Luck!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

windycraft

This is a Factions/Hardcore/PVP/Survival server, the Co-Owners and Owners are Cbeast155(Co-Owner) Bagdar as owner.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PvPArcade

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to PvPArcade.net! Join us on 1.19 for both Java and Bedrock editions, so you can play on Xbox, PS5, or mobile. Our server features awesome crate keys with fantastic rewards, as well as awesome donator perks that you can get from our shop at shop.pvparcade.net. And the more you vote, the more rewards you can earn!

Right now, we only have Skyblock open, but we have plenty of features to keep you busy. You’ll love our harvester hoes, which make farming a breeze. We also offer custom cosmetic items like pets, trails, hats, and much more. There’s always something new to discover on PvPArcade.net!

Don’t forget to join our Discord server at discord.gg/pvparcade to chat with other players, get updates, and participate in events. We can’t wait to see you in-game!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	32

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

HBSMP

Bliss, Bringfriends, Customweapons, Fun, Hbsmp, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

This unique survival server offers a fresh twist on the traditional gameplay experience by incorporating both Lifesteal and Bliss mechanics, providing a challenging PvP environment. Although the server features a semi-anarchic structure, there are a few simple regulations to ensure fair play. Join now, play, and don’t forget to have fun!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Nitro MC

120server, Blocklocker, Brewery, Customenchants, Economy, Freeranks, Friendlycommunity, Guishops, Lockette, Magic, MCMMO, Nogriefing, PvE, Pve Economy, PvP, Ranks, Slimefun, Slimefun4, Slimefuntowny, Small, Smallserver, Towny, Virtualshops

Welcome to Nitro-MC where you can start a town with us and play a Player vs. Economy game mode! Build towns and upgrade them into cities with friends or fellow server members to become the wealthiest and biggest city there is! little PvP as it is all based around vanilla MC. Join jobs and create player shops to gain money and grow your wealth and town! So join us today here at Nitro-MC

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SlimeWorld

SlimeWorld is a fun Minecraft server. We have pvp – survival – economy – donator ranks- Vote for diamonds – amazing staff and community – mob arena – warhub – spleef – and so much more!

You can also join our faction server swfactions.com

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Lamentis

Bedwars, Mini Games, PvP

A very cool MiniGame server like HiveMC! MiniGames: – DeathRun – BedWars – Cowboys and Indians – BlockParty – Gravity – One in the Chamber

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

NitroMon -Now with fusions-

Aquaskills, battlepass, Bingo, Biomesyoullgo, Byg, Canada, Crates, Customtexturepack, Events, Fakemon, Freeranks, Friendly, Fusion, Globaltradesystem, Gts, Guishop, Gyms, Hunts, Keepinventoryon, Naturescompass, Other, Pixelmmo, Pixelmon, Pixelmonmod, Pixelmonreforged, Playergyms, Pokebuilder, pokemon, Raids, Safari, Seasonpass, Skills, Smallcommunity, Smallserver, Wondertrade

NitroMon is a unique world within Pixelmon. Bringing Pokémon to Minecraft using the modpack Pixelmon Reforged. Using this pack we have poured our soul into building and developing a unique experience for you to explore and find hidden secrets throughout the world while having fun and making friends along the way. Some notable features we have include Custom Textures, Safari zones, Player/NPC gyms, Events, Crates, and Pokedesigner/Pokebuilder. Join us today and become a NitroMon Master!

Now with Fusions and Fakemon!

Requires Mods:

Pixelmon v9.1.10, Oh the biomes you’ll go! and Nature’s Compass

(https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack)

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Void Gems Collected:	40

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Zeacraft – Public Community Server

Cracked, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Zeacraft!

This is the community server for YouTuber Zeabruse, but the doors are open for everyone to come and have fun!

Discord: https://discord.gg/q3htVgrBkeIP: play.zeacraft.netVersions 1.8 – 1.20.x

Store: https://store.zeacraft.net

40% OFF just for you!

Code: PlanetMinecraft

survival, towny, mmo, open-world

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

NobleCraft

Welcome to Noble Craft! We are a 50 slot Survival server with a lot of extras to do on here! We have a lot of stuff for you to do! We have plenty of towns built by our own players and staff! We love doing community events which include drop parties and competitions! To protect your land, you can use our Grief Prevention system which has the option to make towns with! Our staff enjoy your presense on the server and love to help you out! We also have the jobs plugin! You can join up to three jobs and earn money from doing things like mining, building and chopping down trees! You also get paid every hour that you are playing for! For each vote, you get $50, 6 Exp and a diamond! You can get up to 10 diamonds if you vote on all sites! We love to seek out skills with our players, so we hold special building competitions for those who love to build! You start out with $100 and a golden shovel; you can easily get more money and diamonds the moment you enter the server by voting for us! Our community love helping out new people, especially if you need a place to live! We are always adding new features to our servers to make your time much more enjoyable! Still not impressed? Check out our trailer at: http://bit.ly/QwaSDh Like what you have saw? Come join us! You certainly won’t regret it! IP: mc.noble-craft.net

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

OneBlockMC

Skyblock

is a server with one block sky block witch is fun and you can play with others which I find even more funwdsawdsawd egfwhefgehfefgehfgejhfgejhfgejhfghfjhfjhfjhfjhegafhgjhajhghagfhgakhfjhefh

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Simple Factions MC [Cross-Platform] [Mcmmo] [Factions 1.18-1.20.X] [BETA]

118server, 118survival, Addicting, Addictive, Bedrockedition, Bedrockjavacrossplay, Bedrockserver, Claims, Cool, Crates, crossplay, Faction Pvp, Factions, Griefing, Minecraft, Mining, Modified, new, Nolag, Quiet, Raids, Relax, Shops, smp, Survival

Simple Factions MC is a server with endless possibilities. There are seasons, chest shops, bounty hunter, and griefing to increase the aspect of survival. There are also many new custom enchants for all assortment of weapons, gear, and tools. 150-200 to be exact. There are multiple leaderboards to boast your superiority across the server. I mean.. have you actually seen herobrine? You can here..

– Cyro

Simple Factions is a small but unique server. Featuring all kinds of unique ways to expand your minecraft survival experience. Simple Factions is a player based economy. Prices change as the population grows, there are also things such as live auctions, player bounties, chest shops, virtual shops, etc. We use factions to help players become a community. Claim land and take on the adventures against or with other faction members, raid each other for the best items you can achieve.

Features:

– World Changing Seasons– Season Effects– Aging Cave system– 1.18 worlds– Linked Nether per world– 1 END world– Bottled XP– Player Tags– Player Particles– Wilderness– RTP– Player Created Warps– Crates– Chest Shops– Factions– Auctions– Custom Fishing and Fishing contests– Faction and land shields– Massive leaderboard selections– World Border– Custom Enchants– Obsidian Destroyer– Herobrine– Custom Mobs– Custom Weather– Death Chests– Jobs– More Ores– ANTI Cheat– 24/7 Uptime– Crossplay with Bedrock

Published Spawn Credits & Building Credits– TagCraftMC Team & Builders– MCLive Network– RMCServers Network– MarUniversal– 1ICECAT1990– SynVex– Flack0o0

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Potions Brewed:	98	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Thunder Towny

Survival

Come join Thunder’s Towny today! This server is aiming to be a chill community to relax and have fun with your friends. Build a town, form allies with nations, trade in game items. Use any building style you’d like, we can showcase them in our discord!

We are going to be adding:

-Player Shops -Auction House -Server events -Server crates -Server perks -Website -Server map

Come help us grow the community!

Join our Discord: discord.gg/gtCT7jEc

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

All in the Mined

The server is wiping on February 28th. A new map will be generated and playable on that date.

All in the Mined (AITM), is a SMP server focused on PvP, towns and economy. You can join a town and help people by building, mining, farming, killing, etc. Or you can create your own town and invite people which will help you to keep your town alive. When you reach a high amount of residents, you can create more towns and group them with a nation. There’s also a peaceful area called spawn. There are no mobs spawning and pvp is disabled. In spawn, you can : trade “safely” (scams are not monitored), buy and sell items. You will also find an arena which will hold mob and pvp events. This is a brief summary of some features. On top of all this, we have the staff team. Mature, dedicated and over 2 years of experience in the Minecraft field, they know how to help and how to solve a lot of problems in Minecraft effectively.

For more information, please visit our website at http://www.aitmsrv.com

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.