BlameTheJews Minecraft SMP

Blame, BlameTheJews, children, China, cultural beliefs, demographics, East Asian countries, fertility rates, freedom, Japan, Jewish influence, Jews, Korea, low birthrates, Minecraft, modern era, parenting, population control, slim bodies, smp, societal pressures, Stereotypes, weight gain, Women

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further! Our server is so crazy, even pol would be scratching his head.

Join us and experience the insanity of blaming Jews for low birthrates in Minecraft! But wait, there’s more! Did you know that in our server, East Asian countries like China, Korea, and Japan have low birthrates too? And it’s all because the women are afraid of ruining their slim bodies and gaining weight quickly from giving birth. Who needs freedom when you can have a slim body, am I right?

So come on over and join our Minecraft SMP for a laugh riot like no other. Who needs logic when you have pure chaos?

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Wildclaw Bay

Creative, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Wildclaw Bay, a vibrant Minecraft Java server nestled within the enchanting world of Dandelion Valley. Embark on a mystical journey where the whimsical meets the practical, and the mundane merges with the magical.

In Wildclaw Bay, players find themselves immersed in a realm where nature thrives and magic whispers through the rustling leaves. Set against a backdrop of sprawling forests, crystal-clear waters, and rugged mountains, the server offers a haven for adventurers seeking both serenity and excitement.

As you traverse the landscape, you’ll encounter quaint cottages adorned with ivy and cobblestone paths winding through lush gardens. Delve into the secrets of the wild, brewing potions under the watchful gaze of ancient trees or tending to mystical creatures that roam the countryside.

Collaboration and community are at the heart of Wildclaw Bay, where players can band together to build sprawling towns, establish bustling marketplaces, or embark on daring quests to uncover hidden treasures and vanquish powerful foes.

With the Cottage Witch modpack by HeyKatu, the possibilities are endless. Harness the elements to craft powerful spells, brew potions to aid your adventures, or cultivate enchanted crops to fuel your magical endeavors.

Join us in Wildclaw Bay, where the lines between reality and fantasy blur, and the wonders of the Cottage Witch modpack await.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

BlockBox

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

BlockBox was started in 2012 as a creative server and quickly expanded to also include anti-grief survival. A lot has changed since then, but we remain a tight-knit and casual community where all players are welcome to have fun, make friends, and enjoy Minecraft. We currently have several creative worlds, a PvE survival server, and a fully custom minigame server with Spleef, CTF, Paintball and more. We hold weekly game nights on Discord every Saturday to talk and play games.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Constelaria

Mini Games, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Survival Games

Constelaria is a new OneBlock server all versions (main: 1.20.1) which intends to dethrone the best 🙂

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

EMT GREEN

Welcome to EMT-Green where we keep things simple.

Ever wanted to get the “vanilla” minecraft feeling again? Well this is the server for you!

Vanilla! No economy, You can trade with other players instead! Anti hack plugins Anti grief plugin

Enjoy the vanilla minecraft feeling again!

-Emt staff

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

FlatzMC

Bedwars, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Minecraft Server FlatzMC- Brazilian Server BedWars, Full PvP, RankUP, Practice …

Server IP: flatzmc.com Site: https://loja.flatzmc.com Discord: https://discord.flatzmc.com

The best minecraft server in Brazil, without lag with Ping BR! Invite your friends and meet new people, have fun in our mini games.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

JujuCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JujuCraft Classic Factions 2021

We’d like to welcome you to JujuCraft Classic Factions. Running a 1.8 server with cross-client compatibility! You can join on any client newer than 1.8. We have always admired the competitive nature of Factions which is why we designed it in such a way to provide you with the best Faction experience. The JujuCraft Staff has been involved in the community since early 2013, with accumulating 2.7 million players out of the 5.5 million who played Minecraft during 2013 to 2016. Here, your opinion matters. Come conquer, build, and explore our server!

A Genuine, Classic Factions Feeling.

Being in the Factions game since 2013, after taking a 6 year hiatus we’re back and ready to provide a better than experience we brought to the community from 2013, to 2015. We love listening to our community, and implementing features that make Factions more enjoyable for everybody. Please consider checking us out, and stay for awhile! Read more about us down below and get to know where we come from! Here, your opinion matters – and we’d love to hear it!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Zoglin SMP

Cross-Play, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

{ ZOGLIN SMP } (14-19 only)

Hello! I’m your friendly neighborhood advertiser, Oreo!

I wanted to tell you about this server for the obvious reasons, but also since it’s DID, Neurodivergent, and LGBTQ+ friendly. It is fairly small at the moment, but I really want to harbor a safe environment for any new folk to join.

There are age roles & there’s an application for added safety too. We’re fairly relaxed despite all that, though.

Discord: https://discord.gg/GDSRpUeMV5 Please DM either Oreo or Agogbog Moss.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Void Armor Forged:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	4987

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Clan RKS Survival

Clan RKS Minecraft 1.6.4 Server Survival Multiplayer. Server located in San Jose, California ==News== October 2 Updated to 1.6.4! Rules: -No griefing -No stealing Violators will be banned on sight. -Violators can also be reported to the Report abuse section on http://forums.clanrks.com -Appeals can also be made at that url. =================== UPDATE October 4 2013 Rules: -No griefing -No stealing -Play nice with others in the sandbox Violators will be banned on sight.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

BraveMC

Skyblock

Welcome to BraveMC

Explore the Skies: Dive into our expansive Skyblock realm, where challenges and rewards await. Build, farm, and conquer floating islands with your unique twist.

Forge Your Destiny: Craft custom items and forge powerful gear. Upgrade, enchant, and stand out as you tackle the challenges that come your way.

Discover Custom Ores: Unearth rare ores exclusive to BraveMC. The thrill of finding treasures adds a dynamic layer to your Skyblock adventure. Claim your fortune!

Join Now! Your epic adventure awaits at BraveMC.net

Don’t miss out – become a part of our growing community. Claim your spot in the skies and forge your legacy today

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Trans Minecraft | LGBT Friendly | 1.20

Creative, Custom, Friendly, Furniture, Lgbt, Lgbtfriendly, LGBTQ, Lgbtqia, Padawanamy, Resourcepack, smp, Survival

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!

We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too.Our server is heavily modified using a custom Resource Pack so only Vanilla Minecraft is required to join!Some of our features include:

🪑Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want!🪲Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins!🧑‍🌾Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes!🎣Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame!❄️Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns!🧌Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot!And so much more!

Come join us today and make some new friends, have a fun time and enjoy some Minecraft!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

TooTallGaming

Welcome! So glad you decided to check us out! We’ve existed since the early days of Bukkit and have had a long and prosperous server. We’re a friendly community made up of our regular players and top-Notch staff, and we always like seeing new faces! You can play in peace while the staff patrols for rule breakers and griefers. Whether you play with friends or play alone, we can promise you that you’ll never have a bad experience with us. (Unless you’re a rule breaker!) So stop by to say “hi” or check out our website, facebook group, forums, or youtube channel!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

RexRaids | RexPvP

KitPvP, Prison, PvP

Welcome to RexRaids | RexPvP, our goal here is to make a fun and enjoyable experience for all. This is a newly created server, with that being said not only are we looking for players to enjoy our server, we’re looking for a management team. (ex. Helpers)

Hope to see you on the server shortly!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Jujutsu Kaisen Server Minecraft JJK Challenging!

120server, Factions, Jjk, Jujutsu, Jujutsukaisen, Kaisen, Kaizen, Modded, smp, Survival

If youre interested add me on Discord nicotinetoucan for further information. We want to create factions and battle each other. No Griefin on the building sites but stirring the wildernesd up with cursedtechniques is allowed

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

The Eldercraft Scrolls: Akavir | Elder Scrolls RP Server

Adventure, Akavir, Altmer, Arena, Argonian, Bosmer, Daggerfall, Dunmer, Elder, Elderscrolls, Eso, Guilds, Imperial, Khajiit, mmo, morrowind, Mundus, Nirn, Nord, oblivion, Redguard, Roleplay, Rpserver, Scrolls, Skyrim, Survival, Tamriel, TES, Teso, Theelderscrolls, Worldpainter

You awaken to the ship coming alive with the hurried footsteps of the crew and passengers above you. Your heart begins to race. After three weeks at sea, you’ve arrived at last: Akavir… You gather your things and rush to the deck. Before you lies a vast blue ocean, and beyond it Esroniet.

As the ship pulls into port, you’re filled with excitement. You think about what brought you here, three weeks from Tamriel and half a world away from home. Did you make the right decision? Will your new life bring you troubles or fortune?

What adventures await you in Mysterious Akavir?

THE ELDERCRAFT SCROLLS: AKAVIR

The Eldercraft Scrolls: Akavir is an original roleplaying community based in the world of The Elder Scrolls. Set on the exotic islands of Esroniet, our roleplay combines the intricate worldbuilding of The Elder Scrolls with our own unique lore. Our immersive, character-driven stories are supported by a custom D&D-style rolling system based on TES stats and skills.

Founded over ten years ago and with members from across the globe, our server is dedicated to providing a friendly community where everyone is welcome. Whether you’re a loremaster or a first-time roleplayer, we welcome folks of all play-styles and experience!

Your journey begins when you arrive in Akavir, ready to begin a new life. Will you be a brave Nord warrior with a love of adventure? A powerful Dunmer wizard seeking treasure? A stealthy Khajiit thief with a bounty on her head? Join our Discord and submit your application to get started: https://discord.gg/PdScK6v.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Crazy Economy Craft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

1.9.4 This Server includes the following in Game material

– PRISON – HUGE ECONOMY – TOWNS – MCMMO – LOTTERY – VOTIFIER pays 1 Voter Key (Random Items)

We have a large Spawn area that includes many cool feature to explore.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”