BlameTheJews Minecraft SMP

Blame, BlameTheJews, children, China, cultural beliefs, demographics, East Asian countries, fertility rates, freedom, Japan, Jewish influence, Jews, Korea, low birthrates, Minecraft, modern era, parenting, population control, slim bodies, smp, societal pressures, Stereotypes, weight gain, Women

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further! Our server is so crazy, even pol would be scratching his head.

Join us and experience the insanity of blaming Jews for low birthrates in Minecraft! But wait, there’s more! Did you know that in our server, East Asian countries like China, Korea, and Japan have low birthrates too? And it’s all because the women are afraid of ruining their slim bodies and gaining weight quickly from giving birth. Who needs freedom when you can have a slim body, am I right?

So come on over and join our Minecraft SMP for a laugh riot like no other. Who needs logic when you have pure chaos?

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MysticalLandz

Creative, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

This is the server for my youtube MysticalMyner! Saty tuned for LOTS of updates as this server is new and in development. Also see my yt channel coming somtime Coming next year

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Torinet

Small friendly server. Fun mods and friendly staff.

Now with Hunger Games!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

commandia

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this is a Swedish minecraft server which is almost completely vanilla, some plug ins like treecuter etc

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Hibernia

Simple Vanilla server with only world guard and nocheat. Spawn is the only place protected. Nocheat is used to prevent hackers. Griefing and PVP are allowed

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Skunky PvP

Factions

skunkypvp.mcserver.us Skunky PvP is currently in development still and ONLY looking for staff and builders. If you as a player would just like to join you can but everything is going to get reset and you will be in a basic survival world. You can also join at skunkypvp.mcserver.us

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Terra Divisa

Chestshop, Dynmap, Earth, Earthmap, Earthmc, Earthserver, Earthtowny, Economy, Economysurvival, Geopolitical, Geopolitics, Geopolmc, PvP, Resourcepack, Roleplay, Siege, Siegewar, Squaremap, Survival, Towns, Towny, Townyeconomy, Townypvp, Townyserver, Townysurvival, Townywars, War, Worldgen, Worldmap

Terradivisa is a geopolitical earth server aimed towards those who enjoy a more intense geopol experience. The only way to obtain ores is from capturing resource sites from other nations, or forging diplomatic ties to trade with them! Experience meaningful diplomacy as you need a constant supply of resources to maintain armor and tools, leading to resource wars and power blocks unlike any other servers!

Become the dominant military and economic power by minting special currency for your nation, and capturing resource sites to force other payers to align with you to avoid losing their supply of resources, and your customized currency to buy items from them without paying a dime of actual gold! We have towny, an online map, siegewar, and several brand-new features created exclusively for this server, such as a nation based economy that allows nations to create and manage their own currency!

We also have a monuments system to make town expansion independent of player count, and more to make an enjoyable server for all of your Geopolitical needs.

Check the image gallery to see some additional features!

Join us on Discord!https://discord.gg/sFTMeMbn5s

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Creative and Towny

Creative, Factions, Roleplay, Towny

Server IP: mc.megaminecraft.net Website: MegaMinecraft.net INFO: Mega MC was founded in early 2013, we have a large team of supportive staff, and experience, something our players value.

Have you ever wanted to be apart of a server where you can experience all types of game modes at once? Here at Mega MC, we provide you with that unforgettable in-game experience. • Creative • Towny • Factions

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

KetPVP

KitPvP, PvP

fun and entertaining kitpvp. enjoy the fun and entertainment in ketpvp! do /staffapp to apply for staff or buy ranks! All versions supported!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

rivercraft

we are a nice small server with a bunch to do

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Official PieTown server

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Pietown!

This is our public server built on the idea between Woahdang and Aexo

The server is currently running at 1.15.2 Java edition. IP -> not release

PIeTown is a vanilla survival world! Currently there are no world resets. This server is a D&D themed server with heavy influence of playing the original Minecraft game with light plugins. We really focus on trying to keep this server as pure and simple as possible. There are dangerous things in Minecraft and it isn’t just the hostile mobs.

Please be sure to follow the rules and regulations to the servers! The discord rules also indicates a lot of what the channels are used for and how you can get involved!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

WrathPvP

This Server has a max. of 60 people and is a popular and fun server. This is a Great server and should get more player to get interesting. Play at the level you want be watch out it is a hardcore pvp faction

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SurvivalCraft Skyblock

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to SurvivalCraft, an ideal server to play by yourself or with your friends. Our friendly and chatty server offers Skyblock and Survival, with McMmo ingame levels and abilities, Silkspawners, Ranks and vote crate rewards! With only the click of a button, you can switch between the Survival world and the Skyblock world with ease. While playing on both servers, you are guaranteed to enjoy your time on both while surrounded with helpful staff members and friendly players.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Citywars Minecraft

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding

Citywars is one of the most unique server. Everything is different from other server. Create your own city. Build your city to unlock more class for your citizen. Level up your race to gain better pvp ability. Train your soldier to raid your rival city. Meets experiment minecraft player. Great and exclusive donator rank. Special online event. Join now !

[ PVP EVENT ]==================- —Folow our event on www.citywars.ca

[ CLASS JOBS ]=================- —More than 30 class to unlock. Each class give you a unique ability.

[ RACE ABILITY ]===============- —More than 31 Species. Each with unique abilities

[ CITY RANKING ]===============* —Build your own city and defend it again raider. Unlock class for your citizen with building validation.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

1b1t

Anarchy

play my server plz cuz I am alone everytime in the world can u play with me and plus side this server has no rules so play now its like another version of 2b2t but it is called 1b1t see what I did their the 2s in 2b2t are 1 hahhahahah funny PLZ JOIN

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Mikeland PvE

A new twist on Player Vs Environment! With dragon travel, 4 epic mob arenas, mcmmo to keep you competing for high stats (no PvP or griefing of course) and much, much more, Mikeland PvE is sure to keep you hooked for hours at a time! With friendly moderators you won’t want to be anywhere else! So come on and have a play today!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!