BlameTheJews Minecraft SMP

Blame, BlameTheJews, children, China, cultural beliefs, demographics, East Asian countries, fertility rates, freedom, Japan, Jewish influence, Jews, Korea, low birthrates, Minecraft, modern era, parenting, population control, slim bodies, smp, societal pressures, Stereotypes, weight gain, Women

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further! Our server is so crazy, even pol would be scratching his head.

Join us and experience the insanity of blaming Jews for low birthrates in Minecraft! But wait, there’s more! Did you know that in our server, East Asian countries like China, Korea, and Japan have low birthrates too? And it’s all because the women are afraid of ruining their slim bodies and gaining weight quickly from giving birth. Who needs freedom when you can have a slim body, am I right?

So come on over and join our Minecraft SMP for a laugh riot like no other. Who needs logic when you have pure chaos?

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

DemolishSMP

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla SMP with near 0 members. We would appreciate it if you could join our server! We have teams and sometimes wars.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Craft Survival Games

Creative, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival Games

Welcome to craftsurvivalgames! This is a hub network with lots of servers to fill your needs : AcidIsland (new) Duel (new), Gun (new) ROTMG (Realm of the mad god – new) Factions Skyblock Skywars Creative – now large plots SG Minigames Prison IP: playsurvivalgames.com Voting: If you vote for us, you will get 5 bottles of enchantment, 1 diamond and 500$ in-game money!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Voleria

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to the world of Voleria! – now on 1.16+

Voleria is a mostly vanilla server- offering a few plugins here and there to make things such as teleporting or protecting your home a lot less tedious. Although centered around the survival experience, we also offer Murder, PVP* and other ways to experience the riveting world of Voleria.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	168
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Dwarfs Vs Zombies

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

This is a dwarfs vs zombies server. Its 24/7 and is automated with a custom plugin. There is no whitelist. Enjoy

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Qaxolotl

Economy, Survival

Hey! This Is My Server. OP-Survival You Can Join With A Cracked Account Too We Use Nether Stars As The Main Currency, You Will Get A Starter Kit The First Time You Join, In That Starter Kit You Will Get Some Nether Stars And 3 Shop Licenses(You Need These To Get A Shop).

With A Shop You Can Get More Nether Stars And With Those Nether Stars You Can Buy A Enchant Of Choice, But It Will Only Go Up One Level. Each Enchantment Level Costs 16 Nether Stars. To Get A Enchant Upgrade You Can Ask Me (Ingame: QAxolotl) Or (Via Discord) To Let Me Upgrade Your Tool. We Also Have Clans. To Make A Clan You Need To Pay 9 Stacks Of Nether Stars(Its Not Alot Tho). To Join A Clan You Have To Ask The Owner Of The Clan To Join That Clan.

I Hope You Will Join! And If You Join, Good Luck With Your Journey!! Version: 1.16.4

Greetings, QAxolotl And Nomarian.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	102	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Chimeras Created:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

NOBSMC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP

Players are thrown into a world of turmoil and despair as the free for all PvP world tests players’ skills in combat. Make friends quickly in order to survive; create factions and expand to nations to battle against other opponents and reap the rewards of war! Players immediately spawn in the safe town equipped with all your needs including shops, help guides, examples of how to work the extensive plugins available to players amongst many other things!

The town has things including shops with our iBuy plugin where food / supplies can be bought in order to fill your chests for battle! The town also has helpful guides, useful tips and Moderators / Admins can be pmed if you have any further questions!

Dare players venture out into the wild? Seek foes or make alliances. Find the hidden caves with winding paths littered with treasure or foul and break rules and end up spending time in our jail. Its up to you. Conquer, or be Conquered.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Goob Craft

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Are you tired of joining servers with broken economy’s? Tired of pay to win? Then join goobcraft, This server is less then 2 weeks olds, great staff, good builders and grinders. So if you’re looking for a server to run you better start now before the player gap is far to big!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PVPAura

KitPvP, PvP

Welcome to PVPAura this is a pretty chill KitPVP Server! Anyways Just hang out and have fun! Hope to see you there! Have a good day!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

The Longbirch Vanguard

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

The Longbirch Vanguard is a fun Survival/RPG server with immersive custom races, classes and quests. Join an ever-growing world of lore with tons of cool bonus features and upgrades from your standard vanilla experience.

Players can go on quests for unique rewards or party up and raid a dungeon or two and level up their class, unlocking cool new abilities!

We currently have 9 races and 9 classes for you to choose from and we have plans to add more.

There is also a growing selection of customizable pets, from frogs to foxes, that will follow you into battle and carry your burdens.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

NetherCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Survival

we have survival factions and kitpvp, we have custom enchants armor and weapons, we have a lot of things and rewards for survival, we are working to make NetherCraft Fun and enjoyable, we are still in developing stage but we would love it if you came down and come play for a bit, also we are a 1.16.4 server not 1.16.5

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	3685	Crops Grown:	5021

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CorruptedMC

Corrupted MC is a survival server with factions and McMMO. There is always somebody on the server and something to do, so come check us out!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	4136	Towns Built:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	314

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

[24/7][1.6] FreeCraft

At Freecraft, We offer you:

– Survival World

– Build (Creative World)

– Sort of Roleplay World

All in 3 different worlds! We have a global Economy system (iConomy) and different gamemodes.

We require you to register on our website before you get permissions. This decreases grievers massively, experience tells us.

Enjoy your stay!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Evening Hills MC

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, Raiding, Survival Games

The Evening Hills is a brand new Faction Economy server that seeks to provide players with a fresh and exciting style of gameplay while maintaining the familiarity and openness of semi-vanilla. Some features include:

– Jobs – Player shops – Money from Mobs – Custom spawners / enchantments – Tokens / special token shop – Minigames ~ Chess ~ Survival Games ~ Kit PVP

We are currently still in development, and our aim is to continually listen to players’ input and to make the server better every day. We’d love to see you there!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Void Armor Forged:	25
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Fear Pvp

Hardcore Pvp faction server with many custom plugins. Try our /ffa plugin!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Atlantix world

Creative

A great community where everyone helps eachother! You can claim your house and start exploring with other players.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Towns Built:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.