BlameTheJews Minecraft SMP

Blame, BlameTheJews, children, China, cultural beliefs, demographics, East Asian countries, fertility rates, freedom, Japan, Jewish influence, Jews, Korea, low birthrates, Minecraft, modern era, parenting, population control, slim bodies, smp, societal pressures, Stereotypes, weight gain, Women

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further! Our server is so crazy, even pol would be scratching his head.

Join us and experience the insanity of blaming Jews for low birthrates in Minecraft! But wait, there’s more! Did you know that in our server, East Asian countries like China, Korea, and Japan have low birthrates too? And it’s all because the women are afraid of ruining their slim bodies and gaining weight quickly from giving birth. Who needs freedom when you can have a slim body, am I right?

So come on over and join our Minecraft SMP for a laugh riot like no other. Who needs logic when you have pure chaos?

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

IronMinecraft

A fun server with loads of features such as HungerGames, Capture the Flag, Treefarm, Public MobTraps, iConomy. Hope to see you in Ironminecraft soon!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Amigas forever

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Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Crimson Ingot

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

You have discovered a unique and exciting Minecraft RP Server experience. Crimson Ingot is an ever changing world – where you become part of the story. There are many interesting facets that set this server apart from other PVP Style Servers – when you enter the land of Templehelm you will find a land full of Magic, Intrigue, Adventure and Deities! Role-playing here is encouraged and rewarded – IT’s a truly enjoyable and enriching experience. The main features of this server are: Skills, NPCs, Quests Factions, Economy, Shops, Magic, Classes and More Recipes. However some of the more interesting aspects of the server are: Kings – Only Kings can create Factions and completely manage the finances and members. Oracles – Another unique class to Crimson Ingot – Oracles are able to see who placed/removed blocks. Powerful Magic – Mages and Archers have different destructive magic and arrow based on their chosen creed. Creeds – This Server is not policed by Server Moderators – Instead the Land is watched over by six omnipotent Deities – any one of these Deities can be aligned with and you will gain particular Powers, Skills and Abilities depending on your chosen alignment – allowing each to have a unique game-changing power, including: Immunity from Monsters, Store XP in Bookshelves, Breathe Underwater, No Hunger and much more. These Deities may answer your prayers or bring their wrath down from the heavens. Limited Rain – Thanks to the Deity Deserma – you will not have to endure too much rain. Hidden Treasure and Spell Books – Explore the map to seek amazing riches and unique magical powers. Shrines and Temples – Impress the Deities with your building skills to receive favour and reward.

There is much, much more – but this you will have to discover for yourself…

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CloudMC

Anarchy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Anarchy Server – Hacking Is Allowed – NO LAG MACHINES

Join The Discord To Join A Faction – Main Factions =============

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Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MFC Direwolf20 server

This server is an BUILD server, so you can join/Make a town and PvE. Also this server is for the people that can really stay alive and make a living in this world. Are YOU ready for the challenge?

Dont Forget to leave a Diamond.

About our server: Our server is 50 slots with 16 GB of RAM. Our server is a survival server. PvP is not enabled, But is enabled in the PvP areas Towns are FREE PvP Arenas Also you can buy and sell items with ChestShop

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Astral Projections Made:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Vanilla Twist

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Love Letters Sent:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Desolate Sands

Desolate Sands RPG

IP: 69.175.9.8:25565

Website: http://desolatesands.enjin.com/

Join Us For Towny, RPG, Shops, Dungeons, PvP, and more! 🙂

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

hr伺服器

This is a survival server with many plug-ins. The most important thing is for Taiwanese to play. Foreigners please bring your own translator. We have economy, monster enhancement, MCMMO and various plug-ins to increase the fun of RPG games. But it will not make the original fun of MINECRAFT disappear. There are also various players’ buildings, as well as public buildings built by the OP alone. Everyone is welcome to join.To apply, please go to http://forum.gamer.com.tw/C.php?bsn=18673&snA=12661&last=1#down to apply

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Buildings Constructed:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CapitalCraft

Economy, Survival

Welcome to CapitalCraft, a Minecraft Survival server, with several plugins engineered towards economy and exploration!

CapitalCraft is a free-roam typed game where there are several ways to make money. In CapitalCraft, you need money for [b] almost [/b] everything! The economy features a Stock Market, an Auction House, Jobs, and many other ways to make money! Players increase in Rank and Prestige in two ways. To increase in Rank, a player needs to reach a certain amount of time played, and money earned. To increase in Prestige, a player needs to reach a certain amount of money earned in the Stock Market.

Why not come check us out? The fruits of Capitalism await!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CoreCraft

Survival

We here at Core like to keep things simple, but also add things to make the game unique. We have server-wide events, crates, upcoming towns, custom items, come join us and let the adventure begin!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

DGA.LV | #13-1 Factions

Join our Minecraft Survival Factions Server MC.DGA.LV:11301 (Included: Train carts, Minecars, Ships, Stargates and other good plugins)

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Always anarchy

Anarchy

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Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

OxyCraft

Oxycraft is a Standard Survival Bukkit server, with cool admins and moderators. We have a fun community and the staff members are plain awesome. Come join the fun at Oxycraft!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Enchantments Applied:	58
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

GoobCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

re you sick of being lonely in singleplayer? Tired of joining a server and having to walk across the world to find a tree? Annoyed with massive, crowded, servers? Well then come join our server and be lonely on there, at least you’ll have plenty of trees to talk to and lots of building space :D.

But seriously, we are a small community. We are however, looking to get bigger and have more active players. We can’t get bigger without help from you. We need you guys to get on, without you guys the server won’t get any bigger and will eventually die.. Do you want that blood on your hands? Anyway, I am getting off topic.

If you play a lot, even if you’re not very good, we welcome you and hope you will join our humble server. We have a couple useful & awesome plugins that anyone will be willing to help you figure out, if you can’t on your own.

If you enjoy the server remember to come back!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Emeralds Found:	8251

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

ChainCraft

Hardcore, PvP, Raiding

Factions PvP BUILD YOUR VAULT

NO ADVERTISE NO HACKING/MOD/XRAY NO SPAMMING

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	17

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.