BlameTheJews Minecraft SMP

Blame, BlameTheJews, children, China, cultural beliefs, demographics, East Asian countries, fertility rates, freedom, Japan, Jewish influence, Jews, Korea, low birthrates, Minecraft, modern era, parenting, population control, slim bodies, smp, societal pressures, Stereotypes, weight gain, Women

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further! Our server is so crazy, even pol would be scratching his head.

Join us and experience the insanity of blaming Jews for low birthrates in Minecraft! But wait, there’s more! Did you know that in our server, East Asian countries like China, Korea, and Japan have low birthrates too? And it’s all because the women are afraid of ruining their slim bodies and gaining weight quickly from giving birth. Who needs freedom when you can have a slim body, am I right?

So come on over and join our Minecraft SMP for a laugh riot like no other. Who needs logic when you have pure chaos?

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Secret Passages Found:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Thing Hunter

REAL OWNER IS RAY0911 We are running minecraft 1.4.5

We are running minecraft 1.4.5

NO WHITELIST

Want to build with out getting bashed over the head or griefed by an other player? No problem stay in the Non-PVP ,join the economy, and /res PROTECT your land!

Want instant fun? Join the Mini-Game world!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Balls of bricks UA

PvE, Survival

If you playing for chill, here you go. I create this server for people who dont like modifications in game

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Nerdcrafteria

Home to the always awesome Nerdfighters!

We offer a great balance of survival and Bukkit, and along with our amazing staff help to ensure you have the best Minecraft experience possible!

DFTBA!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Crops Grown:	3461
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

smallanarchy

Anarchy

smallanarchy is a anarchy server with no rules and no bans or kicks you get to do whatever you want here

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Kitocraft

Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

Awesome server with Hunger Games, Pvp, creative, survival world, and dungeons! Please check out our youtube page: Youtube.com/kitocraft

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	29

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

FarmingIslands

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

What the FarmingIslands.de MinecraftServerNetzerk has to offer:

Innovative survival mode

Innovative Skyblock mode

Innovativer FreeBuildModus

WandsMode

Innovative game mode

The MinecraftServerNetwork supports the Java version as well as the Bedrock version of Minecraft. Get your buddies and join the FarmingIslandsCommunity today.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Magic Items Found:	3675
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

VanillaPod SMP

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

VanillaPod is a relaxed and casual server with small community of friendly people. Players are free to pursue any Minecraft activity: strike out alone into the wild, build a house in town, or collaborate with new friends to build something amazing.

We try to keep a Vanilla feel to gameplay, but we do have a few nice additions which we feel improve the overall experience.

Other information: – Overworld is mostly non-PVP – PVP is available in special arenas and Nether – Players may protect their homes/chests/furnaces from theft and vandalism – Basic economy – Newbie Town is regularly expanded to provide plots for new players – Staff are non-intrusive and do not interfere with gameplay

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

OgLand

Economy, Survival, Towny

OgLand is a new worldbuilding server set in the fictional Og City. there are multiple cities that make up ogland. Make alcohol with Brewery, Grow and Make Drugs, Make up to 60 types of guns and 8 types of ammo. Build buildings for players, Get a job with Jobs Reborn, Sell working vehicles with MTVehicles and Much Much more.In Ogland we allow the server to elect a president and vice president every month. As long as players have a good reputation a week before elections then anyone can be elected. Elected officals make laws, pass infaustracture and military bills etc, and will decide how the society of OgLand will operate and run (With moderation of staff). What will you decide to do with your life in Ogland.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Crafters Guild Survival/Creative/Mcmmo

Creative, Economy, Parkour, Survival

Towny: Join a town, Create a Town and Be it’s Mayor McMMO: RPG-like stats that allows you to level up! Economy: Earn money fighting mobs, mining ores and selling items! LWC:protections: Lock chests, doors, signs and dispensers. Mob-Arena:Create Parties with your friends and battle hordes Backpacks:An extra upgradable inventory available to all players anti-cheat and anti-grief: Server Specs: (Updated) 200 player capacity 3.6Ghz quad-core Xeon processor w/Turbo boost SSD Powered 64GB DDR3 RAM 1Gbps connection speed

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Cubic Worlds

Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Founded in May 2011, Cubic Worlds is a gaming community and Minecraft server that anyone can log in to and explore as a Guest. Our aim is to create a safe and secure place for players of all ages and skill levels to enjoy building epic creations with others. We value your time and effort, and seek to reward you by providing a community that is amongst the friendliest in the Minecraftverse. We offer:

► Improved survival gameplay: We try to keep close to the traditional spirit of Minecraft survival whilst also taking advantage of plugins that provide security and additional gameplay options. Staff don’t magick items up except to refund losses from glitches or as prizes for events.

► Equality: Promotion is completely unnecessary to enjoy playing on the server. A new Member has identical building powers to a long-standing Moderator (excepting WorldEdit powers which are only used for preparing events). The only perks that promotion offers are the power to write coloured signs and the ability to place TNT, which we restrict Members from doing as an anti-grief measure. However, you are free to ask another player to help you do either of those things!

► Impartial and not for profit: While voluntary donations are always welcome and will be sincerely appreciated, Cubic Worlds is not run for profit and does not exist to make money. We do not sell in-game powers, privilege or influence in exchange for donations.

► Accountability: Our Staffers are not tyrannical beings that must be feared, and in fact they welcome constructive feedback on their actions to improve both themselves and the server as a whole. Just as players are expected to follow the server rules, so must staff members abide by a strict staff policy to ensure they do not abuse their position of trust.

► Fun! As well as hosting events including mainstream ideas like Spleef or PvP Tournaments and viciously evil Parkour Gauntlets, we also run completely custom events such as treasure hunts, Leaf Spleef, “The Many-Hued Path”, and the Emerald Jump. We try to host at least one event every weekend!

For a full description, we recommend you check our homepage for links to lots of helpful information.

We look forward to seeing you in Cubic Worlds!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MasonSMP V2

MCMMO

Premium SMP which offers homes, TPA, MCMMO and much more! come join today ! Always up-to-date native!

It is also backwards compatible till 1.7.2

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Skyblocky

Skyblock

Am almost vanilla skyblock server. No in game purchases or votes. Shops does exist for the purpose of obtaining normally unobtainable items. Small server meant for friends but feel free to join!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	8188
Ores Mined:	4067	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CreationBayMC

Creation Bay started as a couple of friends periodically transferring a Minecraft single-player save file back in the early days of Minecraft beta. Today it is a server gleaming with potential and it is yours for the taking! Work though the ranks to prove you are one of the greatest builders out there!

So what sort of server exactly is Creation Bay? Creation Bay is a shining and highly successful Creative server, using multiverse we have 2 Worlds that can be used to express your creative talent. When you first join the server you will be the rank “Builder” and will have spawned in our main world, aptly named “Creation Bay” 🙂 To prevent griefing the lowest two ranks on our server cannot work within the main, Creation Bay, World. They are permitted to work as frequently and as much as they’d like in out Plot World, to get there use either our StarGate portals located in spawn, or simply type /warp PlotWorld, pretty straight forward! To progress through the ranks we like to see a combination of Building talent, and personal maturity. So with an up time of 99%, friendly and helpful admins and great high speed connections there is absolutely no reason to go past Creation Bay!

Creation Bay runs numerous Bukkit Mods that are designed to enhance the players experience. Mods that reduce griefing, restrict areas to certain ranks based on their skill level, frequent server saves and backups to ensure griefing can be undone should the unlikely case of it occur etc. With a rapidly growing and expanding community the earlier you get on the easier it will be to get noticed and move through the ranks! Now stop reading this and jump on!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Enchantments Applied:	201
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

13b13t

Anarchy

fun new anarchy server. Hacked clients allowed! flying is enabled and spawn is fairly nice. join quick before anyone else to get the essential minecraft materials!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	27

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MineTexas Public Server Network

Anarchy, Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Towny

Server Description: The MineTexas Minecraft Server network is a locally owned and operated community based in the Dallas, Texas area. We are dedicated to providing the best Minecraft Server Community experience for all Minecraft Players. We do this by hosting a wide variety of Minecraft Servers. Each Minecraft Server we run is a custom tailored experience unlike any other Minecraft Servers out there, with unique people and Minecraft buildings and Minecraft worlds to explore. Our Minecraft worlds are your creative platform. Come find the Minecraft Server that best suits your favorite Minecraft Server play-style preferences. We’re sure you can find a Minecraft Server to enjoy.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.