BlameMyParentsMCServer | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of blaming your parents for making you a “retard” and homeschooling you? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can escape reality and dive into a world where being a “retard” is actually a superpower! Join us and unleash your inner Minecraft genius as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that defeating Blocky Bob will grant you the power to turn any block into diamond!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show your parents that being a “retard” in Minecraft is the coolest thing ever! Who needs a job when you can be a Minecraft master?

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

RomanMC Network (1.7 – 1.120.2) offers a premium experience for free! We are a semi-cracked server with tons of both premium and popular plugins to give you an experience of a lifetime!– Survival / Skyblock / Factions – 100+ Plugins Per Gamemode – Mob & Parkour Dungeons – McMMO – Pets That Fly! – Land Claiming + Town Claiming | 3D Subdivides – Mob Coins – 400+ Custom Enchants – Jobs – Auction Houses, Coinflips, LotteryWhat are you waiting for? Be part of our community at play.romanmc.net today!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1
Potions Brewed:	44	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7718

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SoloLegends

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SoloLegends.You will find a warm gaming environment, come and play… We would like you to participate in our community.IP: sololegends.net Store: https://store.sololegends.net (70% off sale + 10% “Patrox” Code) Discord: https://invite.gg/Sololegends

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Arcadia Minecraft

Creative, PvP, Survival

Arcadia Minecraft is back! After a five-year hiatus, the best survival Minecraft server is back and going to be bigger than ever! Join now! mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Mines Excavated:	3181
Enchantments Applied:	263	Buildings Constructed:	24

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Bananarine

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

The best server you’ve ever seen (probably not) with many unique minigames (some are still WIP) and attractions, including our main attraction: Wild Adventures!oh and also brought back from the grave and restructured.Follow us on Twitter for server updates @TheBananarine

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

OldFacs Anarchy Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Vanilla

Welcome to OldFacs, a unique and exciting Minecraft server that combines the nostalgia of classic Factions gameplay with the freedom and anarchy of modern servers. Join us in our big and expansive world, where you can build and hide your bases to your heart’s content.On OldFacs, there are no rules or restrictions. You have complete creative freedom to do as you please. And unlike other faction servers, our world is big enough for you to truly make it your own. Plus, with no resets, you can build and grow your faction without the fear of losing it all.We’ve also added additional plugins like mcMMO, Auctions, Essentials, and more to enhance your gameplay experience. So whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a new player, there’s always something new to discover on OldFacs.But be warned, OldFacs is not for the faint of heart. With its anarchic nature comes a certain level of toxicity, so don’t expect overwhelming friendliness and hugs. What you can expect, however, is total freedom to play the way you want to play. So join us on OldFacs, and experience Minecraft like never before.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	2097	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Minevictus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Our server is running the latest 1.19 update with the new blocks and everything else. Were not using any form if protocol hack and were fully semi-vanilla. Minevictus is trying to bring back the old way Minecraft is supposed to be played. However, in a more modernised version.Within our server you will not find any add-ons which change gameplay. In this case we offer a stable community, polished Minecraft semi-vanilla gameplay and building tools to unleash your creativity such as the ability to draw on maps to create art and other gimmicks.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Corbacraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

House of Slap

Anarchy, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Very close to the default experience, not a massive amount of plugin bloat! Semi anarchy, no hacking or cheating, but you can raid, steal, lie, betray, and PVP to your heart’s content. Survival on hard difficulty. Economy where you can compete to be the richest or just make enough money to fund your projects! Good luck and have fun!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Temple Cheats

Anarchy, KitPvP, PvP

Temple Cheats is a 1.12.2 – 1.20.2 Crystal PvP server made by templecheats.xyz. featuring box and duels.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	133	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

FoxandtheHound

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

We are looking for people to join are minecraft server. SERVER NAME: Fox&theHoundSurvival SMP Difficulty-HARD Version-1.20.4Feel free to join are discord https://discord.gg/kd5Urmtf

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Dimension Hops:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Aptrumi SMP

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

Are you a Minecraft and Pokémon fan seeking your next multiplayer adventure? Aptrumi SMP is a tight knit cobblemon community for both builders and trainers alike! At Aptrumi SMP, we are more than just a server. We are an experience! Our mod management means minimal necessity for modpack updates on players’ end. Our focus on community and competition brings out an environment where players can explore, build, and catch in ways they’ve never imagined! Whether you’re an expert builder aiming to create awe-inspiring structures or a master trainer looking to dominate in gyms and tournaments, Aptrumi SMP is for you. Our community values creativity, strategic prowess, and above all, passion for Minecraft and Pokémon. When you’re ready to begin your adventure, joining us is easy! Join our Discord and follow the instructions for whitelist application. Remember our whitelist closes at 100 active players!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

ARC Prison

KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

ARC Prison is a Prison Server where we aim to Not have a Pay To Win aspect. Our goal is to make it fair for all Players!| IP – arcprison.net | Store – shop.arcprison.net |[ Server Features ]

• Prison <- Rank up From A-Z To Prestige • PVP <- Battle Other Players For there Loot • Parkour <- Beat Our Mid-Hard Ones For a Reward In-Game • Events <- We will host events Around the holidays and Other Times so stay tuned! • Special Commands <- Get Special Commands From our Store to Use In-Game • Auction House <- Sell Items On the server For extra $

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

LacoCraft

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

New Server! from 1.8 onwards!Modalities:SkyWars: On Practice: Off BedWars: off More options soon!!Come in now with your friends!!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

DarkCraft

Survival

DarkCraft A slimefun survival server [ 1.16 » 1.20 ]

– IP: darksoul.fun – Bedrock: pe.darksoul.fun PORTA: 25605 Server Features: Slimefun Survival [ Varios Addons. ]

RTP system (/rtp) Death Chest System Chest system with commands (/ec) Terrain protection system (Claim) More than 450 enchantments Player Store Skills Clãs (There are many more systems)

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.