BlameMyParentsMCServer | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of blaming your parents for making you a “retard” and homeschooling you? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can escape reality and dive into a world where being a “retard” is actually a superpower! Join us and unleash your inner Minecraft genius as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that defeating Blocky Bob will grant you the power to turn any block into diamond!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show your parents that being a “retard” in Minecraft is the coolest thing ever! Who needs a job when you can be a Minecraft master?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8691	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	3462

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Animals Bred:	141	Love Letters Sent:	5
Emeralds Found:	8360	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Void Armor Forged:	16	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Ores Mined:	3279
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Divine Spears Created:	23
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	692

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Void Gems Collected:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MCLabs

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

In MCLabs, you choose to be a CHEMIST or a COP. Chemists grow crops to turn them into illegal CHEMS and COMPOUNDS to sell. Cops try to arrest chemists and take the chems for themselves. Use money from selling chems to rank up, earning new perks and abilities to build your chem empire towards Chem Lord status, or to ascend the police ranks towards Operator status.MCLabs has been running for over 10 years (formerly known as MC-Drugs/MCDrugs) and is home to unique mechanics not seen on any other server.Along with the main Chems gamemode, we have Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, and a unique PvE experience: The Pit.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

ByCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Our Network contains these modalities: · Survival Custom 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· BoxPvP 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· Practice 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· UHC 1.16.5 [1.16x – 1.20.1]This is for now we are working to add more modalities.Network Features:· We add improvements to the server almost every day. · Good ping for all of Latin America. · We remain active in support to help people with possible problems they have.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

hugeboxes

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Best box server in existance! Join now to start your box journey!Hugeboxes is custom coded with alot of unique ideas such as bosses, abilities, fishing, farming and alot more!Version: 1.16+

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	40

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Addictive

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

Addictive with an economy system, auctions, fragments, daily events, bank accounts, special islands and many more, come live an addictive adventure!https://viciante.com.br/forum https://discord.viciante.com.br/

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	284	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Divine Spears Created:	21	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

AstridCloud

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

AstridCloud proudly announces the recent implementation of Minecraft version 1.20.1, ushering in a new era of exhilarating gameplay.Our meticulously curated survival server thrives on constant innovation, consistently delivering cutting-edge updates. Immerse yourself in a world of limitless possibilities, where you can not only survive but flourish, fueled by the allure of custom cosmetics that allow you to craft a truly unique player identity.Experience grandeur like never before with our epic events, meticulously designed to challenge and thrill players of all backgrounds.Additionally, our thriving community is brought together through our highly active Discord server, offering a dynamic platform for engaging discussions, collaborations, and camaraderie. Join the AstridCloud universe today at discord.astridcloud.xyz and embark on a journey that transcends the ordinary.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Crops Grown:	4921

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Venturedmc

Economy, Factions, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Who are we? VenturedMC is a brand new network that strives to perfection!What do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VenturedMC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.venturedmc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Mythgarde

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Mythgarde: The Guard of LegendsEnter Mythgarde, an enchanted city where ancient magic and legends intertwine their destinies. In the Bazaar of Forgotten Essences, alchemists distill the lost knowledge of deities, creating elixirs that awaken the hidden potential of adventurers.Explore streets illuminated by Runes, the currency that represents the ancient pact between the gods and the inhabitants of Mythgarde. Forge your path in the Ancient Forges Smithy, challenge in the Colosseum of Shadows, and trade in the Market of Wonders.But be careful, intrepid traveler, because forgotten essences attract shadows of the past. On this unique server, your destiny becomes intertwined with the legends themselves. Join us at Mythgarde and forge your own story in The Guard of Legends!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Sky Servers Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival

WELCOME to SKY SERVERS SURVIVAL Established in 2012, Sky Servers is an Australian Survival Server. Hosted in Melbourne on our own dedicated server we offer a unique survival experience for all ages! We have a fantastic community of people from all over the world who help make SS amazing. The server is EULA compliant meaning no pay 2 win perks! Get started on Sky Servers Survival! Website: www.skyservers.net IP: sky-mc.net

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Crops Grown:	9447
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83
Villages Defended:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Thanks Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

50+ Custom Enchants Lucky Blocks Custom Auto-Miner Custom Pet System Custom Gang System Custom Achievement System Custom Fishing System Custom Rank-up System Custom Bot Infinite Ranks Custom Shop Custom Stats Menu Anti-Cheat

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).