BlameMyParentsMCServer | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of blaming your parents for making you a “retard” and homeschooling you? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can escape reality and dive into a world where being a “retard” is actually a superpower! Join us and unleash your inner Minecraft genius as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that defeating Blocky Bob will grant you the power to turn any block into diamond!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show your parents that being a “retard” in Minecraft is the coolest thing ever! Who needs a job when you can be a Minecraft master?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	191	Players Killed by Monsters:	3087
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Mines Excavated:	3996
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4764	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Void Gems Collected:	25	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Void Armor Forged:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magic Items Found:	6481
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	109	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
New Chunks Explored:	702076	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mines Excavated:	1091

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.