BlameMyParentsMCServer | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of blaming your parents for making you a “retard” and homeschooling you? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can escape reality and dive into a world where being a “retard” is actually a superpower! Join us and unleash your inner Minecraft genius as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that defeating Blocky Bob will grant you the power to turn any block into diamond!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show your parents that being a “retard” in Minecraft is the coolest thing ever! Who needs a job when you can be a Minecraft master?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	25

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Crops Grown:	3779	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	301	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Animals Bred:	34	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	271789	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Potions Brewed:	27	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Void Gems Collected:	16
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Void Armor Forged:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	5743
Gods Slained:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	13881	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.