BlameMyParentsMCServer | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of blaming your parents for making you a “retard” and homeschooling you? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can escape reality and dive into a world where being a “retard” is actually a superpower! Join us and unleash your inner Minecraft genius as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that defeating Blocky Bob will grant you the power to turn any block into diamond!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show your parents that being a “retard” in Minecraft is the coolest thing ever! Who needs a job when you can be a Minecraft master?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Towns Built:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Chimeras Created:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	391	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	743337	Runes Activated:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Crops Grown:	3405	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Alien Abductions:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4692	Players Killed by Monsters:	9061
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Crops Grown:	5257
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Ores Mined:	3517	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6065

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Mines Excavated:	1025
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3850
Alien Abductions:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3616	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Farms Harvested:	506
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Void Gems Collected:	12

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Zombie Dances:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.