BlameMyParentsMCServer | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of blaming your parents for making you a “retard” and homeschooling you? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can escape reality and dive into a world where being a “retard” is actually a superpower! Join us and unleash your inner Minecraft genius as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that defeating Blocky Bob will grant you the power to turn any block into diamond!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show your parents that being a “retard” in Minecraft is the coolest thing ever! Who needs a job when you can be a Minecraft master?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Animals Bred:	159
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5073	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2157	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Crops Grown:	6185	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

VisualPvP

PvP

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Farms Harvested:	694	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Endless Night Skies:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Potions Brewed:	144
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Animals Bred:	191	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	New Chunks Explored:	781665
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Storyfortune

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience! Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?**IP: find.storyfortune.net** **Version: 1.20.2**Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

ObiWorld

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Family-friendly survival server. Java and Bedrock Crossplay!! Includes claims, homes, and teleport. Loads of minigames: bedwars, duels, paintball, parkour, hunger games and more! Active staff. Unlock abilities and earn ranks by just playing. Test your skills in our custom arenas and boss battles! Try out our custom enchantments, magic wands, and advancements. Java IP: play.obiworldmc.com Bedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

LifeStealMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Divine Spears Created:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Star Shards Collected:	211
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	545461

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Simply Vanilla Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and 10-30 active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and Nether-roof is accessible.Want to experience anarchy without everyone hacking or long queues or low tps? Join Simply Vanilla! The server prides itself with having only very few plugins installed to keep things as Vanilla and Anarchy as possible. The server has never been reset and never will be, the current 6 TB map size speaks for itself.We are hosted in EU giving all players in Europe an excellent ping while still being reasonably good for North American players.Join Today!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.