BlameMyParentsMCServer | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of blaming your parents for making you a “retard” and homeschooling you? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can escape reality and dive into a world where being a “retard” is actually a superpower! Join us and unleash your inner Minecraft genius as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that defeating Blocky Bob will grant you the power to turn any block into diamond!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show your parents that being a “retard” in Minecraft is the coolest thing ever! Who needs a job when you can be a Minecraft master?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	372
Emeralds Found:	2269	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Tumbleweed MC Manhunt

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dimension Hops:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Enchantments Applied:	250

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Legends Evolved

PvE, PvP, Survival

Legends Evolved legendsserver.net Mods: Legends Core Superheroes Unlimited – Star Wars – Godzilla – Horror Download the mod here: https://www.tihyo.com/downloads Twitter: https://twitter.com/legendsevolved https://twitter.com/generalgigan Credits: Legends Mod – Tihyo Legends Evolved – GeneralGigan

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MuttsWorld Minecraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

You want a Minecraft server thats been around for a while, has a lot of people, and has multiple options for playstyle, thats MuttsWorld. Join us. Family Friendly http://muttsworldmine.comHunger Games Survival PvP Creative Skyblock Zombie Survival (l2d)

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2407	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	497
Falling into the Void:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Dimension Hops:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SageSMP

PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Buildings Constructed:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Elysian Craft SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to Elysian Craft SMP , an excellent server known for it’s amazing experiences. We are a laid-back, no grief, economy, SMP server where we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20+, and everyone is welcome as both Java and Bedrock players are free to join!This is a relaxing Minecraft SMP server with player-oriented plugins to enhance your in-game experience! We strive to provide an engaging environment! You can make new friends, invite your friends, and even relax while playing!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Pinecraft Equestrian

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

ABOUT US Pinecraft Equestrian is a unique 1.20.2 Minecraft server created for the youtuber Abigail Pinehaven and her community of horse-game fans! A fully-equipped survival world with bespoke custom plugins and textures brings an unparalleled equine experience to immerse yourself in. Make friends, train, trade and breed your steeds, gather resources and grow, while building your homestead on your very own plot of land!A fun community server with events, horse racing, minigames, livestreams and the chance to feature in YouTube videos!Open to both Java AND Bedrock players!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Buildings Constructed:	41
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Endless Night Skies:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

The ex-stem

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Ekstammen is a Swedish minecraft server created by the developers behind the old Supermine. Together with the players, we develop what we consider to be Sweden’s best minecraft server where every player has their place and everyone is welcome!Buy flight time for game currency Get tokens by being online that you can use for keys to get awesome tools and items Build your city with new and old friends

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Enchantments Applied:	76	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	474

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

JOLT Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Jolt is a community SMP focused on creating a fun, friendly, and chill place to play Minecraft. Simplicity is key, and we aim to remain focused on the core game while providing players with a ton of vanilla-friendly quality of life features. Our rules prohibit grief and our staff is committed to helping protect your builds!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Avalon City Network

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Survival Games

CrossPlay server (JAVA and BEDROCK) with many types of games and minigames, includes more than 60 plugins with which you can have a lot of fun.It also contains SURVIVAL FANTASY and PLOTS with their own world of resources.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	491	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Enchantments Applied:	275
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Rede Crown

Economy, PvP, Survival

IP: jogar.redecrown.com 1.20SURVIVAL • CLANS • EVENTS • LAND • ECONOMY • SPAWNERS • FARMS • EXCHANGES

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dragons Tamed:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Honey Horizons

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello there! Honey Horizons is a new Semi-Vanilla KeepInventory Minecraft server that aims to create a fun, community driven experience for all players! Honey Horizons offers plenty of QoL plugins to make the Minecraft experience more enjoyable as well as some fun plugins that will definitely make your experience feel more unique. Some plugins we use are McMMO, SimplePets, LibsDisguises, GriefPrevention and plenty more! We also have included Terralith to incorporate it’s amazing world generation into our experience. On Honey Horizons, we do not tolerate any form of griefing or stealing so that we can foster a friendly community that everyone can enjoy. So, what’re you waiting for? Come join us and be come a part of the nest today at: honeyhorizons.buzz

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Star Shards Collected:	115
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	152

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

ConquestLand

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

ConquestLand is a 1.18-1.20.4 java factions server currently on season 4. We have custom items, an economy, auction house, kits, land claiming, ranks, upgradeable hoppers, coin-flips, MCMMO king of the hill events, upgradeable spawners, interactive ghat games, huge arenas for fighting bosses with the server, pinata parties and so much more! So come and join our community and have fun! The IP Address is ConquestLand.net! And discord.gg/qHJQQQs6mw

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	369859
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Infinity Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Survival Games

Survival Custom non-premium Bedrock and Java server, we have a bench, protection blocks, new rpg armor, crates, jobs, clan war, fishing system, bar, auctions, missions, votes, dungeons, pvp arena, rank up, marketplace , fishing and among other things.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MatriLand

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Survival

MatriLand Network is a Java/Bedrock cross-play Minecraft server from Bangladesh. It is a survival server with a custom-made map, economy features, and minigames. Need another reason to join MatriLand Network? How about this: the server tries to stay online 24/7, so it will always be ready to play whenever you are!Discord: https://discord.gg/HbqNbKmpgu Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/matriland

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Epirate

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Towny

What can Epirate offer? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Build your own Town and Nation Create your own Block-Built ships Wage Wars against other towns and Nations Guns, Custom Medieval Weapons, PotPVP Live Map of Europe you can view on your browser Custom Hats for Combat Sea Monsters! Cannons and Naval Regions Missions, Seasons, Temperature And so much more i can’t fit in here! Discord – https://discord.gg/c99g8N2zvw

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
New Chunks Explored:	422433	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.