BlameMyParentsMCServer | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of blaming your parents for making you a “retard” and homeschooling you? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can escape reality and dive into a world where being a “retard” is actually a superpower! Join us and unleash your inner Minecraft genius as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that defeating Blocky Bob will grant you the power to turn any block into diamond!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show your parents that being a “retard” in Minecraft is the coolest thing ever! Who needs a job when you can be a Minecraft master?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Mcfamily VN

Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay, Skyblock, Towny

MCFAMILY Vietnam server. There are genres such as Vietnam’s number one MMORPG, TOWNY, SKYBLOCK and other MINIGAME

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Watones

Survival, Survival Games

Server Survival 1.16.5 with Crates, ranks, events, giveaways Remember to follow the server rules Non-toxicity No spam No scamear

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Crops Grown:	3242	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Triumphia

Economy, Parkour, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Triumphia is a Minecraft network that supports both Java and Bedrock players.

What’s the IP? –> hub.Triumphia.net

What gamemodes do we offer? -Survival (Return to the good old days of vanilla minecraft) -Parkour (Compete on any of our 100+ courses!)

Can I join on Bedrock? Yes! You can use the port `25848` to join Triumphia from the Bedrock version of Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Animals Bred:	111	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Spikeycraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Spikeycraft Java 1.16.4-1.16.5 (Native 1.16.5), no mods EULA compliant – No pay to win IP: play.spikeycraft.com Spikeycraft is a survival kingdoms server filled to the brim with custom mobs, items, bosses, worlds, you name it! Dive into a universe of new perils, wonders, and advancement- or form a good old vanilla base with new tools, its your choice. – Chunk based claiming – Magic spells, equipment, progression – Mobs and bosses with unique and creative designs – Custom generated Overworld, Nether, End and new planets+moons – Dozens of fish and crops – Furniture, custom blocks, decorative heads – Server, npc, and player shops

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PremierNetwork HUB

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Turkey’s most innovative HUB server! PremierNetwork has been hosting many players from all walks of life since 2014. We differ from other servers with our innovative approach. We created Turkey’s first Minecraft servers in versions 1.15, 1.16, 1.17 and 1.18. Our aim is to bring all our players together with the best and newest of everything. How about taking your Minecraft experience one more level by joining the PremierNetwork family now?

We have hosted many players since 2014. How about joining us now?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Villages Defended:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

ThePondMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival

ThePondMC | Owned by DuckyTheGamer

Bedrock & Java compatible.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Fade SMP

Economy

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Runes Activated:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MCessence.com

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

IP: McEssence.com Bedrock cross play uses same IP and default bedrock port- 19132 Wiki: http://www.mcessence.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/xu3rR3akWt

Experience a fresh take on Minecraft multiplayer with McEssence.

Say goodbye to cluttered servers, economies, vote crates, spammy messages, and overwhelming commands.

We have no ranks, no cluttered chat , no land claiming , no hacking. Just pure multiplayer minecraft.

Join now for a simple and unique gaming experience!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	258
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Taiwan Brocoli Server

PvP, Survival

Taiwan Brocoli Server In our server we have the following gamemodes: -Survival(SMP) Allow you and friends to play in an open world with only a few rules -Mine simulator | For digger and PVPer Join us now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	458
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PotatoCraft SMP

Economy, Hardcore, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A Free Non pay to win Survival SMP with infamous poato /home /claim spwanershop build cool stuff and have fun community events and more!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mines Excavated:	3953
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

RotMC

PvE, Roleplay

RotMC Is a unique bullet hell MMO RPG Perma Death game, No this isnt your factions, skyblock, prison or whatever generic server. There is nothing quite like this out there.

Defeat Challenging bosses that look astonishing with fully custom 3D Models and obtain exciting loot. There has not been a 3D bullet hell that has been done properly in minecraft before and this is truly something I believe you will enjoy. Try it today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Gemcraft

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Gemcraft! We offer a 1.17 survival experience! We have a brand new, friendly, and active community to make your survival experience like no other. We have a dedicated team that is working to constantly provide new content and the best experience possible. With an active community and a player driven economy, we would love to see you online.

Some of our features: • Mcmmo • Land-Protection • Quests • Custom Enchants (Vanilla Based) • Backpacks • In-Game Ranks • Jobs • PVE and PVP (Optional) • Friendly Community • Events

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Enchantments Applied:	162	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Villages Defended:	12

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

JustySurvival

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

RubyCraft

Mini Games, Prison

Italian server with many innovative modes such as L’opprison le bedwars! Join Now! all versions are supported we are waiting for you Join Now

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Star Shards Collected:	75	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Void Gems Collected:	20	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Minecraft Manhunt Network

Hardcore, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Manhunt Server!

McManhunt Network is the largest Manhunt Server on the planet. Play Dream’s iconic gamemodes such as Manhunt, Random Items Challenge, DeathSwap, Hitman, Block Shuffle, Speedrunning as well as our exclusive minigame Lava Rises. We also have a unique and exciting HARDCORE SMP. Join our CASH prize events for lots of fun! We have more than 400+ Game Servers waiting for you! Join us now at : play.mcmanhunt.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”