Blame Musk in Minecraft SMP

/pol/tards, altcoins, Biz, Blame, blockchain technology, crypto market, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, Digital Currency, dogecoin, elon musk, financial influencers, financial speculation, internet culture, Investment, market manipulation, market volatility, meme coins, Meme culture, Minecraft, Musk, smp, speculative trading

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5350
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Star Shards Collected:	274
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how Elon Musk accidentally created a server full of meme-loving, crypto-hating, and absolute mad lads.

Legend has it that one day, Elon Musk was playing Minecraft and accidentally stumbled upon a hidden server where the memes flowed like water and the chaos never ceased. Instead of shutting it down, he decided to join in on the fun and inadvertently created a community that thrived on ridiculousness and absurdity.

Now, this server is a place where you can build your wildest creations, engage in epic battles with other players, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. From giant meme statues to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So, if you’re looking for a place where you can let your meme flag fly high and embrace the chaos, then this is the Minecraft SMP for you. Join us and become a part of the madness today! Just remember, blame it all on Musk.

JOLT Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9412
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Divine Spears Created:	17
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Jolt is a community SMP focused on creating a fun, friendly, and chill place to play Minecraft. Simplicity is key, and we aim to remain focused on the core game while providing players with a ton of vanilla-friendly quality of life features. Our rules prohibit grief and our staff is committed to helping protect your builds!

play.joltsurvival.com

Avalon City Network

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Survival Games

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5232
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

CrossPlay server (JAVA and BEDROCK) with many types of games and minigames, includes more than 60 plugins with which you can have a lot of fun.It also contains SURVIVAL FANTASY and PLOTS with their own world of resources.

play.avaloncity.pro

Rede Crown

Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1720
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6923	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Votes:	1211	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12

IP: jogar.redecrown.com 1.20SURVIVAL • CLANS • EVENTS • LAND • ECONOMY • SPAWNERS • FARMS • EXCHANGES

jogar.redecrown.com

Honey Horizons

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3917
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Alien Abductions:	0	Love Letters Sent:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Hello there! Honey Horizons is a new Semi-Vanilla KeepInventory Minecraft server that aims to create a fun, community driven experience for all players! Honey Horizons offers plenty of QoL plugins to make the Minecraft experience more enjoyable as well as some fun plugins that will definitely make your experience feel more unique. Some plugins we use are McMMO, SimplePets, LibsDisguises, GriefPrevention and plenty more! We also have included Terralith to incorporate it’s amazing world generation into our experience. On Honey Horizons, we do not tolerate any form of griefing or stealing so that we can foster a friendly community that everyone can enjoy. So, what’re you waiting for? Come join us and be come a part of the nest today at: honeyhorizons.buzz

honeyhorizons.buzz

ConquestLand

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5729
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

ConquestLand is a 1.18-1.20.4 java factions server currently on season 4. We have custom items, an economy, auction house, kits, land claiming, ranks, upgradeable hoppers, coin-flips, MCMMO king of the hill events, upgradeable spawners, interactive ghat games, huge arenas for fighting bosses with the server, pinata parties and so much more! So come and join our community and have fun! The IP Address is ConquestLand.net! And discord.gg/qHJQQQs6mw

ConquestLand.net

Infinity Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1255
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ores Mined:	8590
Void Gems Collected:	24	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Falling into the Void:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Emeralds Found:	5119	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Survival Custom non-premium Bedrock and Java server, we have a bench, protection blocks, new rpg armor, crates, jobs, clan war, fishing system, bar, auctions, missions, votes, dungeons, pvp arena, rank up, marketplace , fishing and among other things.

play.infinitycraftnet.com

MatriLand

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5022
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

MatriLand Network is a Java/Bedrock cross-play Minecraft server from Bangladesh. It is a survival server with a custom-made map, economy features, and minigames. Need another reason to join MatriLand Network? How about this: the server tries to stay online 24/7, so it will always be ready to play whenever you are!Discord: https://discord.gg/HbqNbKmpgu Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/matriland

play.matriland.net:25655

Epirate

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7480
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Gods Slained:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

What can Epirate offer? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Build your own Town and Nation Create your own Block-Built ships Wage Wars against other towns and Nations Guns, Custom Medieval Weapons, PotPVP Live Map of Europe you can view on your browser Custom Hats for Combat Sea Monsters! Cannons and Naval Regions Missions, Seasons, Temperature And so much more i can’t fit in here! Discord – https://discord.gg/c99g8N2zvw

epirate.usga.me:33181

FoundersMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5205
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Villages Defended:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	276	Dimension Hops:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

FOUNDERSMC [1.20.4]

Server IP : foundersmc.survival-zone.comServer is not pay2win. Survival made to be challenging. Lands claiming and fly on claimed plots. Roleplay with mcmmo and jobs. Added content for enchanting, farming, fishing, mining, mobs and spawners. Fair gameplay and effort based ranks. Custom items like wings, armors, weapons and tools.Features: ▫️ Advanced Enchantments ▫️ Auction house▫️ BetterRTP▫️ Chest sorting▫️ Chest shops▫️ Custom item crates▫️ Custom mobs and bosses▫️ Custom tags▫️ Dynamp▫️ Free Ranks with essential perks ▫️ Item broadcast▫️ Item filter▫️ Jobs▫️ Lands claiming▫️ Levelled mobs▫️ Mcmmo▫️ Player warps▫️ Player trading▫️ PyroFarming▫️ PyroFishing▫️ PyroMining▫️ PyroSpawners▫️ Resource worlds▫️ Voting systemDiscord server link: https://discord.gg/5XkQPrFGJV

foundersmc.survival-zone.com

DusKraft Network

Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1120
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	183
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Java and Bedrock Survival Custom: Daily and weekly Koth Mina PVP, Arena PVP, Bosses Rankups, Custom Trades, etc… Custom Enchantments

mc.duskraft.com

Sword

PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3967
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Void Armor Forged:	23

Gladius prides itself on creating a fun anarchy environment without the hacking. Gladius offers no pay-to-win, no land claim, and little rules. Players are free to kill each other and do whatever they want all night long! Start a society? Raid everyone? Survive solo on the edge of the world? Gladius is the place for you!SEMI-ANARCHY, NO LAND CLAIM, NO CRYSTAL PVPDISCORD: https://discord.gg/28dC355FWn

147.135.31.189

Noxian Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5845
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Falling into the Void:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Star Shards Collected:	221	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Our server has everything you need, including a fantastic adventure through survival, custom and classic modes, along with many more pvp-focused modes such as: ffa and boxpvp.And if you’re a Bedrock user, don’t worry: we’ve got you covered! Simply connect to our server using the IP address bd.noxian.xyz and the default port 19132. Join us today and discover the best Minecraft experience!

mc.noxian.xyz

CafeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1102
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	487
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

join.smp.cafe

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9823
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

join.minevibe.fun

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4687
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.voidrealms.net