Blame Musk in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3918
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Divine Spears Created:	24	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Emeralds Found:	1799

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how Elon Musk accidentally created a server full of meme-loving, crypto-hating, and absolute mad lads.

Legend has it that one day, Elon Musk was playing Minecraft and accidentally stumbled upon a hidden server where the memes flowed like water and the chaos never ceased. Instead of shutting it down, he decided to join in on the fun and inadvertently created a community that thrived on ridiculousness and absurdity.

Now, this server is a place where you can build your wildest creations, engage in epic battles with other players, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. From giant meme statues to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So, if you’re looking for a place where you can let your meme flag fly high and embrace the chaos, then this is the Minecraft SMP for you. Join us and become a part of the madness today! Just remember, blame it all on Musk.

Germania

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5672
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Vanilla Minecraft server with a friendly community, join to create your own nation or to just vibe. In order to join first you need to be whitelisted by joining discord server!https://discord.gg/AnZWq8yA7Y

51.83.236.62:25655

ComfyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2969
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Awesome features such as: 1. Version 1.19.2 2. Anti Grief/Land Claiming 3. Keep Inventory / EXP 4. Awesome Voting System and Ranks 5. Jobs and Economy 6. MCMMO 7. Bonus Top Voters Rewards 8. Awesome Crates 9. Lottery 10. Auctions 11. Shops and Player Shops 12. Custom Enchants + more!

play.comfymc.net

SoFurry Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1378
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	937835	Ores Mined:	9713
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42

SoFurry Minecraft is a vanilla minecraft server that strives to bring people close together for some fun, clean minecraft fun. We are a growing network, backed by the popular furry website, SoFurry.com. Everyone is welcome on our server, furry or not, and we have plenty for people to do; whether you want to work jobs to make money and buy things in player or admin shops, or if you want to level up skills to multiply your ores, the possibilities are endless!NOTE: We plan to expand into the modded minecraft scene by the end of the year, but until then, our vanilla server is more than happy to accept you!

173.214.175.34

Spinalcraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9581
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Gods Slained:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Enchantments Applied:	214

Hello there!The Spinalcraft Network is a small Minecraft network that has been in operation since late 2013. We feature currently two servers, Legacy and Ascension! Legacy is our original world, dating back to 2013, featuring many great builds over the life span of Minecraft. Ascension was started in January of 2022 with the Cave’s and Cliff’s update, and still has many new memories to make!We pride ourselves on having a small but friendly community! Many of us have been playing on Spinalcraft for many years, and we welcome all with a similar mindset!We are a mature network, while we like to have fun, we also protect our own. Our server’s are semi-vanilla with minimal changes to the vanilla experience, and we have a host of anti-grief plugins. As such, we are known for being tough on those that grief or ruffle feathers in our community!If your looking for a server than you can feel like your apart of a community, we welcome you to join!

mc.spinalcraft.com

Keinett

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	441
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43

Keinett is a multi-server Minecraft community, we host the following game modes:– Skywars – Paintball – KitPvP (Arena) – Hunger Games – Prison – Factions – Skyblock – Creative – KC1 (Survival building challenges) – More to come!

mc.keinett.us

FAIZ SMP

Economy, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Whitelist

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9507
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	9736	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Alien Abductions:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

FAIZ SMP V1 (beta test server)server mode : 1. Survival Slimefun 2. Skyblock 3. Acid IslandINFORMATION Ip : faizsmp.my.id webite : https://faizsmp.my.id/ You Can help Me Improve The Server : https://dsc.gg/faiz-smp

mc.faizsmp.my.id:5006

ArborMC

Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8222
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Updates! On ArborMC we care so much about the community, and our goal is to make all of our players happy by listening to suggestions, and making sure everyone is having fun! We are constantly updating the server so you never get bored! Socials We have a TikTok Account and a Youtube Channel that we post our community in, and our videos are very funny you would love them! We are also very active on discord! Player Experience The Player Experience on ArborMC I must say is the best, in our community you can interact with players by dueling others or selling stuff on the auction house! We even offer coin flips so if you’re feeling risky you can gamble your money! How to join on bedrock? The ip is play.arbormc.co and the port is 25565 https://discord.gg/yDQcppySVS

play.arbormc.co

PhantasyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7548
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Animals Bred:	116	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ores Mined:	5658
Dragon Eggs Found:	9970	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

PhantasyMC is a Minecraft server on Java 1.20.2 with a focus on adventure, community, and fantasy fun! Here’s what to expect: Anti-grief Claims Cosmetics Crates Custom Enchants Discord Events Economy Fantasy Family Friendly Jobs LGBTQ Pride MCMMO Quests Resource Mines Seasonal Events/Tournaments Voting Join our Discord to follow our plans and suggest new ideas!

play.phantasymc.com

TerraMC

Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7463
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	322	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	126	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Welcome to TerraMC! Engage in geopolitics and build grand cities from the ground up on TerraMC’s Earth map. With a stable economy ran by the gold ingot, you can do lots in a server like ours. Our server features all aspects of Earth and Towny servers combined!If you’re tired of playing on servers where geopolitics, building, and PvP can’t seem to come together, then TerraMC is the perfect place to play on for you! The server features an Earth map where 1 block is 500 real-life meters. Currency is based on the Gold Ingot, where you are able to mine it from the ground, sell items for it, or vote for the server in order to create and run a town or nation.With plugins like McMMO, the fun is expanded even more for those players who like to engage in the daily grind for resources! Our server also features Brewery, where you can create numerous drinks with many new effects. There are so many more things that we feature that expands the quality of life for all players!Come on down and experience Earth Towny at it’s greatest at play.terramc.io

play.terramc.io

CosmicX

Creative, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1234
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

CosmicX is a creative server with 512×512 plots, an open freebuild world, towny survival and private survival SMP worlds.Features include: – Free worldedit (no need to vote for it) – Free voxelsniper – Free goBrush usage – Free goPaint usage – Huge head decoration database over 50,000 heads! – Free, unlimited redstone – No lag (Average TPS of 20.0)(Timings of a constant 20 tps) – Regularly updated- Events

cosmicx.net

OnePlanet

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Vanilla

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1974
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Star Shards Collected:	81
Farms Harvested:	717	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Welcome to OnePlanet! We are a brand new Earth server! Create your own town, make friends, or make enemies! Time shall tell…We offer: ▪ Voting ▪ 1:1500 Earth Map ▪ Lands ▪ Live map ▪ Custom enchants ▪ Custom mining experience ▪ Custom fishing experience ▪ Much, much more!

oneplanet.ender-zone.com

To End All Wars

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5001
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

The Official To End All Wars Server!The world in the 1800’s, a time of innovation and industrialization, and now it’s up to you to guide your own nation to greatness in this hostile world!The create mod offers the ability to make wonderful machines and the recruits mod allows you to field large armies and gear them up using your industrial might. Engage in wars to take down your enemies or unite players around you under your banner.We are currently testing our server on a european 1:1000 map, players needed!You can find the modpack either on this curseforge link (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/toendallwars), on the curseforge app or you can download it manually from our discord server!Want to take a peek at what’s happening? Check out the dynmap!: playteawbeta.apexmc.co:1848/Also, join the subreddit! r/ToEndAllWars

playteawbeta.apexmc.co:25726

ForestSurvival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6704
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Mines Excavated:	4221
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

A peaceful place to mine and build Claim land earn more while online, shops and crates to win items; ranks, claim blocks, money or rare items. Make your own warps you your shop or home

mc.forestsurvival.co.uk

Emerald Earth

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1548
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Buildings Constructed:	35	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Emerald Earth is a Towny based war oriented Earth survival server! You can conquer land, slaughter your enemies, make treaties, rank up, create crazy cool armor and wage war!Server IP: mc.emeraldearth.us Bedrock Port: 19132Server Version: 1.20.2-1.20.4

mc.emeraldearth.us

Builders Forge

Creative, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1033
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Buildings Constructed:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3

Hello! We’re a new Minecraft community consisting of players from around the world coming together and building! We are excited to be your new go-to when you’re looking for a place to find your zen, talk to friends, and ultimately sharpen your building skills.Whether you’re new to Minecraft or a seasoned veteran, everyone is welcome to come on the server and build!Learn to build alongside experienced and longtime players of Minecraft. Whatever your build style is- realistic, modern, medieval, fantasy or anything in between, we’re sure to be able to accommodate you! We hope to see you around!– The Builder’s Forge Team

buildersforge.mcserver.us