Blame Musk in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6411
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Votes:	7133	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how Elon Musk accidentally created a server full of meme-loving, crypto-hating, and absolute mad lads.

Legend has it that one day, Elon Musk was playing Minecraft and accidentally stumbled upon a hidden server where the memes flowed like water and the chaos never ceased. Instead of shutting it down, he decided to join in on the fun and inadvertently created a community that thrived on ridiculousness and absurdity.

Now, this server is a place where you can build your wildest creations, engage in epic battles with other players, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. From giant meme statues to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So, if you’re looking for a place where you can let your meme flag fly high and embrace the chaos, then this is the Minecraft SMP for you. Join us and become a part of the madness today! Just remember, blame it all on Musk.

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2836
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3716	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Emeralds Found:	5885	Ores Mined:	9685
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	508
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Star Shards Collected:	217	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4839
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	206
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7144
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchantments Applied:	214
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	367	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1086
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
New Chunks Explored:	717804	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Potions Brewed:	133	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	20

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6320
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	12

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5541
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4727
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2870
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1103	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	359
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3966
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	636
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3535
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9338	Dragon Scales Harvested:	433
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Star Shards Collected:	268
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1250
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Crops Grown:	6610	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2072
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Animals Bred:	39	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2482
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Runes Activated:	0

play.infinitemc.net

Warden City

Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	378
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Potions Brewed:	180
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

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