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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 9475 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5411 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 28 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 |
Farms Harvested: | 240 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that players have reported seeing pigs flying and skeletons doing the Macarena. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player build a monument to their lost diamond pickaxe, complete with a funeral procession led by a zombie in a top hat.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more ridiculous than a creeper trying to do stand-up comedy. Just remember, on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves your family members getting up to some scandalous shenanigans.