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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 8724 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 38 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 171 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 154 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that players have reported seeing pigs flying and skeletons doing the Macarena. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player build a monument to their lost diamond pickaxe, complete with a funeral procession led by a zombie in a top hat.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more ridiculous than a creeper trying to do stand-up comedy. Just remember, on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves your family members getting up to some scandalous shenanigans.