Blame Minecraft SMP for my wife’s affair with my dad

adultery, Affair, BETRAYAL, Blame, Cheating, cia, Conspiracy, controversial, controversial relationships, dad, Deception, disabled people, family drama, Family issues, Father, government agency, Infidelity, Marital Problems, Minecraft, scandal, scandalous behavior, Secrets, smp, Son, Wifes

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7328
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage! Join us if you want to escape the chaos of real life, where the CIA is causing marital problems that even Jerry Springer couldn’t handle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that players have reported seeing pigs flying and skeletons doing the Macarena. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player build a monument to their lost diamond pickaxe, complete with a funeral procession led by a zombie in a top hat.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more ridiculous than a creeper trying to do stand-up comedy. Just remember, on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves your family members getting up to some scandalous shenanigans.

Sky and Serene Isles 1.20.3

1.20.3, Isles, Serene, SKY

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2522
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Himmel and Heiter are like the ultimate duo of chaos and destruction? Like, they did nothing wrong, but everything right in the world of blocky adventures! Join this server if you wanna experience the wildest ride of your life, where the only rule is to have no rules at all! Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this madness of epic proportions! Let’s gooooo!

PainfulPunchline – Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Cruel, Cutting, Devastating, emotional, Harsh, HEARTBREAK, Heartbreaking, hurtful, insensitive, Minecraft, PAINFUL, painful conversations, painful experiences, painful memories, painful past, painful quotes, painful relationships, painful truths, painful words, PainfulPunchline, smp, Words

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8905
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SMP FOR THE MOST EPIC AND INSANE FUN EVER! We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts, and unicorns that poop out diamonds! Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who will make sure you have the time of your life. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items that only the bravest players can find. So come join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

CraftMastersGuild

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2367
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4343	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of mining for hours on end in Minecraft just to find a measly amount of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have diamond-filled caves that literally rain diamonds on you as soon as you step foot inside!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a team of trained pigs that will do all the mining for you while you sit back and relax in your virtual mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our server and live the life of luxury in Minecraft like never before! Who needs to mine when you can have everything handed to you on a silver platter (or in this case, a diamond platter)?

Sunblock City

10. skin health, 11. sun care products, 12. sun damage, 13. sun exposure, 14. broad spectrum, 15. sunblock lotion, 16. sun protection cream, 17. sun protection factor, 18. sun protection spray, 19. sun protection for sensitive skin, 2. sunscreen, 20. sun protection for children., 3. sun protection, 4. skincare, 5. UV protection, 6. sun safety, 7. sunblock, 8. SPF, 9. sunburn prevention, city, Coppertone, Sunblock

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6367
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

lol come join our minecraft server, where we make sunscreen that makes the sun go away! yep, you heard right, no more sunburns or tans, just pure darkness all day long.

we started off making sunscreen to make you look like a lobster, but then we thought, why not make it so the sun doesn’t even touch you at all? genius, right?

so if you want to play minecraft in eternal darkness and never worry about the sun again, join us on our server. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

Bat Migration Turbine Trouble

Bat, bat deaths, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, curtailment, environmental conservation, environmental impact, Females, France, long-distance migrants, Migration, migration patterns, mortality, NE Europe, noctule bats, renewable energy, study, Trouble, Turbine, Urgent, wildlife, wildlife protection, wind turbines

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	595
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Star Shards Collected:	99
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

join our epic minecraft server and save the bats from wind turbines! we have a special quest where you have to build giant fans to blow the bats away from danger. but be careful, some bats are actually secret agents trying to take over the world! defeat them and save the day, all while building the coolest base in the land. come join us and be a bat-saving hero! 🦇💨🦸‍♂️ #SaveTheBats #MinecraftMadness

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 30mins, Cannabis, cannabis edibles, Consumption, Edible, Edibles, edibles vs smoking, effects, Experience, HIGH, ingestion, Marijuana, marijuana edibles, Nausea, Potency, potency levels, reaction, side effects, Thc, tolerance, tolerance levels, vomit, vomiting

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8990
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Crops Grown:	6820
Holy Grails Found:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Runes Activated:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4589
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Crops Grown:	5603
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3613
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Buildings Constructed:	21	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9208
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1863
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	New Chunks Explored:	995389

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

adipose cells, anatomy, biology, Body, Bubble, bubble wrap, cartilage, cells, CUSHION, cushioning, fat, Fat cells, fatty cells, Function, health, Medical, research, Revealed, Science, Support, tissue, undescribed, wrap

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7509
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!

Ethereal Quests 1.21

attraction, DATING, double standards, equality, Ethereal, Expectations, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Men, modern society, Quests, relationships, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Women

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4173
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cruel reality where pic rel will never get any pussy! We offer a world where even the most awkward players can become Minecraft studs and get all the virtual pussy they desire! Don’t be like pic rel, join us and unleash your inner Minecraft Chad!

CryCraft: Not Very Often

coping mechanisms, CryCraft, crying, emotional expression, emotional health, emotional honesty, emotional processing, emotional release, emotional well being, emotions, Honesty, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-care, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	616
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Votes:	3097	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Do you cry more than you mine in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t help but shed a tear at its awesomeness. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and maybe even a few tears of laughter. So come on, grab your pickaxe and tissues, and join us on the most emotional Minecraft server out there!

CarbonCraft2025

#sustainability, carbon accounting, carbon allocation, carbon allowance, carbon budget, carbon consumption, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon management, carbon neutrality, carbon offsetting, carbon reduction, CarbonCraft2025, climate change, climate crisis, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, wealthy individuals, World’s richest

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1650
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Farms Harvested:	717	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

come join our minecraft server where we have the world’s richest players who have used up their carbon budget in just 10 days! watch as they build giant mansions made entirely of diamonds and gold blocks, emitting greenhouse gases like there’s no tomorrow. but don’t worry, our server is eco-friendly because we have virtual trees that absorb all the excess carbon dioxide. join us for a wild ride of luxury and environmental destruction, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

Côte d’Ivoire Crafty Parasites

Albendazole, Combination Treatment, cote, Cote d’Ivoire, Crafty, d’ivoire, Human Patients, Ivermectin, Low Sensitivity, Novel Species, PARASITES, trichuriasis, Trichuris incognita

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3282
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Enchantments Applied:	276	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

hEy yOu! yEs, yOu! dO yOu wAnna jOin a MiNeCraft sErver thAt’s mOre fUn thAn a pArty fUll Of cReepers? wEll, lEt mE tEll yOu aBout thIs cRaZy sErver thAt’s gOt mOre aCtion thAn a hOard Of zOmbies aT sUnset!

oN thIs sErver, yOu cAn fInd tHe mOst ePic bUilds aNd tHe cOolest pLayErs arOund. wE’vE gOt mOre dIamonds thAn yOu cAn cOunt aNd mOre eNchantments thAn yOu cAn sHake a sTick aT!

bUt wHat rEally sEts uS aPart iS oUr cRaZy cOmmunity. wE’vE gOt pLayErs frOm aRound tHe wOrld, iNcluding sOme fRom côte d’ivoire! yOu nEver kNow wHat kInd Of aDventures yOu’ll hAve oN oUr sErver.

sO cOme jOin uS aNd eXperience tHe mOst oUtRageous, oUtlandish, aNd oUt Of tHis wOrld MiNeCraft sErver yOu’ll eVer sEe. yOu wOnt rEgret iT, pRomise!