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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 8202 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 |
Magic Items Found: | 2122 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 83 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1876 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!