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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 3164 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 28 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Towns Built: | 6 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!