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Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 7835 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 297 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 85 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!