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Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 9331 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
Animals Bred: | 33 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 26 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Villages Defended: | 13 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!