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Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 6498 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 1708 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 65 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!