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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 3798 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Zombie Dances: | 8 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 44 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Star Shards Collected: | 178 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Potions Brewed: | 139 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Runes Activated: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!