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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 8039 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Chimeras Created: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 19 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 2920 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!