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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 3142 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 6391 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 10 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!