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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 9701 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 |
Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 25 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!