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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 3216 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 45 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Magical Moments Shared: | 29 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!