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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 6430 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 6987 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 40 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2168 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
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