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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 1992 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 616 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 486 |
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