Are you tired of being surrounded by useless welfare honeys with black hair? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is exclusively for those with blonde hair and innovative ideas! Join us and help save the planet from the destruction caused by black-haired individuals like Nikola Tesla and the creators of nuclear waste. Plus, did you know that all the best inventions, from cars to rockets, were created by tall, blonde-haired white men? So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and be a part of something truly groundbreaking? Say goodbye to the plague of justinion and hello to a world where only the most brilliant minds thrive. Join now and let’s show those black-haired retards what real innovation looks like!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 97/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Mines Excavated: 3345
Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • ChemicalCraft Minecraft Server

    ChemicalCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have 13 tons of chemicals ready for you to use in battle against your enemies! we even have possible chemical weapon precursors for those extra spicy attacks!

    imagine the chaos and destruction you can cause with these insane resources at your fingertips. become the ultimate warrior and dominate the server with your chemical warfare tactics.

    join now and show everyone why you are the most feared player on the server. who needs swords and armor when you have chemical weapons? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s goooooo!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
    Gods Slained: 0 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • YouthCraft: North Korea Edition

    YouthCraft: North Korea Edition
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have mobilized 1.4 million youth for a “holy war” against the creepers and zombies! yea, you heard that right, we are taking minecraft to a whole new level with our army of fearless warriors ready to defend our land.

    our server is so lit that even north korea is jealous of our epic battles and insane builds. we have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by our elite squad of llama warriors.

    if you think you have what it takes to join our army and conquer the minecraft world, then come on over and show us what you got. but be warned, the creepers are not the only thing you need to watch out for on our server. we also have a secret society of evil villagers plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant potato farm.

    so what are you waiting for? join us now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server in the world. trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get blown up by a creeper, then you might regret it a little.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Divine Spears Created: 15
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Meteorite Mayhem Server

    Meteorite Mayhem Server
    yo, come join our epic minecraft server where we got meteorites raining down like confetti at a party! why settle for boring old diamonds when you can mine for space rocks, amirite?

    imagine the thrill of dodging meteorites while building your epic castle or battling mobs. who needs a boring old asteroid belt when you can have one in minecraft?

    plus, rumor has it that mining a meteorite gives you special powers like flying or shooting fireballs from your hands. so come join us and become the ultimate space warrior in the minecraft universe!

    remember, seventy percent of meteorites can be linked to a just a handful of collisions in the asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter. so join our server and be part of the cosmic chaos!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Falling into the Void: 0
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • NovaSky

    NovaSky

    Welcome to NovaSky, a Minecraft server where strategy and creativity come together. Enjoy an active economy, weekly events, and a friendly community, you can enjoy for now SURVIVAL. PVP and more in the future. Protect your builds and explore a world full of possibilities. Join us and start your adventure today.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Alien Abductions: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Love Poland Minecraft Server

    Love Poland Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

    Join us for the chance to explore a virtual Poland like you’ve never seen before! Dig up some potatoes, build a castle out of pierogi, and ride pigs into battle against evil snowmen. It’s a poland-tastic adventure waiting for you!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, you might just find yourself getting sucked into your computer screen and joining the virtual world for real. Who needs real life when you can live in a world where pigs fly and creepers tell knock-knock jokes?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a gaming experience that will leave you saying, “I love polandP-p-p-p poland!” (Just ignore the fact that the bag is a bit shitty, it adds to the charm, trust us).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

    No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

    Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

    So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

    So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6995 Crystal Wands Charged: 14
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 13
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • GoldDiggerGamerLOL

    GoldDiggerGamerLOL
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in teamwork and splitting responsibilities equally…unless you’re a gold digger like my brother-in-law thinks I am! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own empire, all while dodging accusations of living off your spouse’s hard-earned diamonds.

    But wait, there’s more! Help cover your in-laws’ vacation expenses because apparently, “family helps family” even if they’ve been roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire. Don’t worry, we’ll provide the virtual sunscreen for all those burns.

    So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride of family drama and Minecraft madness. Who needs therapy when you have a blocky world to escape to? See you on the server, where the only thing more ridiculous than the creepers is the family dynamics!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • ApproachMeIRL Minecraft SMP

    ApproachMeIRL Minecraft SMP
    So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a llama dressed as a wizard appears out of nowhere. It starts spitting out diamonds and emeralds, and then it pulls out a sign that says “Join our SMP for unlimited riches and epic adventures!” You’re like, “What the heck is going on?!” But you can’t resist the lure of magical llamas, so you follow it to the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of a SMP!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 334
    Gods Slained: 0 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • CraftyLoveTips

    CraftyLoveTips
    Are you tired of boring old relationships in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest virtual relationships you’ve ever seen! Our players have been known to propose with diamond rings made out of pixels and have epic virtual weddings in front of a crowd of creepers. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in a blocky world full of endless possibilities? Join now and see if you can find your virtual soulmate!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Dimension Hops: 13 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Divine Spears Created: 25
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • WarriorsOfTheBlock

    WarriorsOfTheBlock
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have SIX russian soldiers who somehow got french visas after running away from a war in ukraine!!! like what even is that story??? but hey, if they can escape a war zone, imagine the crazy adventures you can have on our server! build a base, fight off zombies, and maybe even learn some russian war tactics from our new friends. join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 9 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Void Gems Collected: 19
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Roman Olive Oil Scrappers

    Roman Olive Oil Scrappers
    join this epic minecraft server where we have flying pigs as mounts and rainbow-colored creepers that explode in glitter! the ancient romans used to play minecraft too, that’s why we have olive oil scrapping thoughts! build a castle made entirely of cheese or ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil llamas. with our custom plugins, you can shoot lasers out of your eyes and summon a giant chicken to do your bidding. come join the fun and see why this server is the craziest and most random one out there!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Left Handed Musician’s Brain

    Left Handed Musician’s Brain
    come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got left-handed musicians playin’ all day erryday! these peeps got some wild brain pathways goin’ on for language processing, so you know it’s gonna be a party up in here! watch as they build insane structures with their lefty skills and communicate in ways you never thought possible. join now for a brain-bendin’ good time!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 30 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Travelers Reborn but with Mods that will make you question your sanity, so join us now!

    Travelers Reborn but with Mods that will make you question your sanity, so join us now!

    Travelers Reborn Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Travelers Reborn
    Modpack Modrinth
    Current Players 10+
    Main Features Player driven economy, 300+ mods, interactive community

    FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Question Answer
    What types of players are you looking for? We are wanting shopkeepers, travelers, farmers, and more for our main town.
    What makes your server different? Players can influence the modpack and community with 300+ mods, build and claim homes, travel and do dungeons, and become powerful Wizards, Swordsman, Rulers, and more. Chunk resets for unclaimed areas also ensure a fresh world experience.
    How can I join? Join our Discord server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Magic Wands Crafted: 18 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 12 Haunted Chests Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Ami’s Miko Minecraft Server

    Ami’s Miko Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you never knew you needed! Join us and discover a whole new world filled with vtubers that no one has ever heard of before. Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our vtubers are so mysterious, they make Herobrine look like a friendly neighbor. You’ll never know what crazy antics they’ll get up to next!

    2. Rumor has it that one of our vtubers can summon creepers with just a wink. Better watch out or you might find your precious builds exploding in no time!

    3. Want to join a server where the players are as unpredictable as a pack of wild wolves? Look no further, because our vtubers will keep you on your toes with their wacky shenanigans.

    4. Who needs famous vtubers when you can join a server with vtubers so obscure, they make Bigfoot look like a household name? You’ll be the envy of all your friends when you tell them about the crazy adventures you had with these unknown legends.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world of vtubers that nobody knows exist. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 69 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 366 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Why Are Germans Like This Minecraft SMP

    Why Are Germans Like This Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with crazy Germans who will keep you on your toes! From building giant sausages to organizing epic beer festivals, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    Join us if you want to experience the chaos of trying to communicate with players who only speak German or if you’re brave enough to take on the challenge of navigating through a maze of autobahns and bratwurst stands. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with schnitzel and lederhosen-wearing creepers!

    So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and join a truly unique Minecraft community, come on over and see why Germans are like this! Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way. Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Animals Bred: 16
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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