Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter – New America Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our AI guides are so advanced that they can help you build a house out of diamonds in no time. Plus, our BLACKED Modding is out of this world – turn your Minecraft character into a Genshin Impact hero or a Doki Doki Literature Club character, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we have an exclusive BNWO Dictionary to help you navigate our crazy world, and a Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program that will leave you questioning reality. And don’t even get us started on our PMV Torrent – it’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because things tend to get a little…weird around here.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players: 96/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Hungry Gamer Minecraft SMP

    Hungry Gamer Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, located in the magical land of CHRISTMAS! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Santa Claus is our admin! That’s right, jolly old Saint Nick himself is in charge of keeping our server running smoothly. And rumor has it, if you’ve been good this year, he might even drop some extra special loot for you.

    2. Our spawn point is a giant gingerbread house! You can literally spawn inside a delicious, edible house. Just try not to eat it all before you start your adventure.

    3. The mobs are all decked out in festive attire. Imagine fighting off zombie elves and skeleton reindeer while wearing your best ugly Christmas sweater. It’s a sight to behold.

    4. We have a secret portal that leads straight to the North Pole. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get into when you step through that magical gateway.

    So come join us in our Christmas-themed Minecraft SMP, where the snow is always falling and the holiday cheer never ends. Just make sure to watch out for the Grinch – he’s been known to grief a few builds in his day.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Captain Sailing On Minecraft Server

    Captain Sailing On Minecraft Server
    Ahoy there, mateys! Do ye seek adventure on the high seas of Minecraft? Well, look no further than our server, where the waters are as healthy as a pirate’s diet of rum and grog!

    Join us as we embark on epic quests, battling cleaner and rarer foes, and dancing with danger in the dark abyss. With magic music boxes and new pepes to befriend, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So hoist the sails, steer hard to starboard, and prepare for 5 hours of non-stop action. Don’t lose your way this time, or you’ll walk the plank with the ghostly crew!

    Join us now, or risk missing out on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Argh, me hearties!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • No. 16188781 Minecraft SMP by AnonYmous

    No. 16188781 Minecraft SMP by AnonYmous
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter, birbdragonwitch! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the wild adventures that await you in this server.

    First off, our spawn point is guarded by a giant birbdragonwitch who only lets players in if they can do the Macarena dance perfectly. Trust me, it’s harder than it sounds.

    Once you’re in, you’ll be greeted by a community of players who communicate solely in bird calls. Don’t worry, you’ll pick it up in no time. And if you don’t, well, let’s just say the birbdragonwitch might not be too happy about it.

    But the real reason you should join birbdragonwitch is for the epic PvP battles that happen every Friday night. Picture this: players riding on flying pigs, shooting fireballs from their eyes, all while wearing witch hats. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    So what are you waiting for? Join birbdragonwitch today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes and bird call dictionary!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Animals Bred: 177 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Potions Brewed: 82 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Anime Figures & Manga Minecraft Server

    Anime Figures & Manga Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nobody appreciates your love for anime figures and manga? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole section dedicated to showcasing your epic collection of waifus and husbando figures! Build your own anime shrine and show off your otaku pride to the whole server!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Manga Madness” event, where players must battle it out in epic PvP matches using only their favorite manga volumes as weapons. Will you be able to defeat your enemies with the power of Naruto or will you succumb to the might of One Piece?

    Join us now and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where anime and Minecraft collide in the most epic and hilarious ways possible! Plus, who knows, you might even find a fellow anime lover to trade figures with or discuss the latest episodes of your favorite anime series. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner otaku shine!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Ban Hammer Minecraft SMP

    Ban Hammer Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a server-wide treasure hunt where the prize is a real-life llama delivered to your doorstep?

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground societies, where players trade rare items like enchanted golden carrots for magical powers. And don’t even get me started on the time someone accidentally turned the entire server into a giant potato farm.

    So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just be sure to watch out for those pesky range bans from Germany.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Baited Rats & Flying Shit Minecraft Server

    Baited Rats & Flying Shit Minecraft Server

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or crazy adventures? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Dive into an ocean of bait, insane rrats, and flying sht – yes, you heard that right, flying sht!

    Join our server and embark on wild chuuba hunts, where you’ll have to outsmart the rrats and dodge the flying sh*t to claim your prize. And don’t worry about lack of streams, because we have a special feature where Gura herself will pop in to stream while you play.

    So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Mythical Relics Collected: 9
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Cash Money Minecraft SMP

    Cash Money Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old investment opportunities that require actual work? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! With just $100k, you can join our server and invest in virtual diamonds that will generate you endless income with zero management involved.

    Picture this: you stumble upon a hidden diamond mine in our server and suddenly become the richest player in town. You’ll have other players begging to join your diamond empire and you’ll be rolling in virtual riches in no time.

    But beware, there are rival players who will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and overthrow your reign as the wealthiest player. It’s a cutthroat world out there in our Minecraft SMP, but the rewards are worth the risk.

    So why waste your money on boring real-life investments when you can join our server and become a virtual diamond tycoon? Join now and start your journey to Minecraft riches today!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 50

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Xanny.World Minecraft server

    Xanny.World Minecraft server

    Welcome to our new server!

    We are pleased to introduce you to a unique survival world that is just beginning its journey. Our server offers exciting opportunities for players of all levels – from beginners to experienced masters. Here you can not only survive, but also develop in a friendly and active atmosphere.

    We have a donation system that will help support the server and its development. Thanks to your contributions, we can add new features, improve gameplay and create unique content.

    In the near future, we plan to expand our project by adding an anarchy mode with vulture servers, where you can test your skills in PvP and interaction with other players. Join us on this exciting journey and become part of our growing community!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Villages Defended: 11 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Flawless Adventures Minecraft Server

    Flawless Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize! Or how about participating in our weekly llama fashion show, where the best-dressed llama wins a trip to the moon (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?)

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dab Blocky, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep and the singing creepers – they’re a hoot!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • I Hate This Dickhead Minecraft SMP

    I Hate This Dickhead Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with sweaty try-hards and toxic players? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake (yes, even the creepers)!

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of our wacky, unpredictable world? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Royal Courts Attended: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Lost Election Minecraft Server

    Lost Election Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where even Trump couldn’t handle the intensity! This server is so wild that even the most powerful politicians can’t handle the heat. Join us for a chance to witness crazy events like Trump losing the election and throwing a tantrum like never before. We’ve got mobs crazier than his tweets and challenges that will make you question reality. So mask off and join us for a wild ride through a world where anything is possible – even a fascist calling for a Kristallnacht!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • The one… Minecraft SMP

    The one… Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of drama and redemption! Our server is filled with players who love to stir up controversy and then pretend like they were always fans of whatever they were trashing. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocky graphics and creepers trying to blow up your house. So come on, join us and see if you can navigate the treacherous waters of fake fandom and backstabbing NPCs. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

    Blocky Babes Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Imagine building your dream castle while fending off hordes of zombie chickens and exploding sheep. That’s right, our server is filled with wacky mobs that will keep you on your toes at all times.

    But that’s not all! We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a talking cow who gives out quests. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to watch out for the lurking seaniggers and discord trannies – they’re always up to no good. See you in the game, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Magic Items Found: 1808
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Big Steaming Minecraft SMP Dump

    Big Steaming Minecraft SMP Dump
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

    Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who only attacks players with bad outfits, so make sure you dress to impress!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our Nether is a tropical paradise complete with lava water slides and zombie pigmen sipping on coconut drinks. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the town square every night.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Prrrrrrrrrrt!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 25

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Blessed Women Minecraft Server

    Blessed Women Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where women are worshipped like goddesses and duality reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a group of friendly llamas who taught them how to build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks. But that’s not all – they also discovered a secret underground disco party where the skeletons were busting out some killer dance moves!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep in the mines, there’s a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of mischievous pandas who challenge players to a game of tic-tac-toe for a chance to win it all. And let’s not forget about the giant chickens that roam the land, clucking their way into players’ hearts.

    So come on down to our server and experience the wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it – after all, who doesn’t love a good dose of duality and women power in their gaming experience?

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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