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Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 8002 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
New Chunks Explored: | 694715 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 |
Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has a stand-up comedy routine!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that buried deep within our world is a secret treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and talking parrots that tell dad jokes. Will you be the one to uncover this legendary loot?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself singing “Dieses Leben schmeckt so bitter” as you build your epic base and conquer the land!