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Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 912 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Zombie Dances: | 0 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has a stand-up comedy routine!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that buried deep within our world is a secret treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and talking parrots that tell dad jokes. Will you be the one to uncover this legendary loot?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself singing “Dieses Leben schmeckt so bitter” as you build your epic base and conquer the land!