Are you tired of those pesky bitcoiners hoarding all the virtual riches while the rest of us suffer in poverty? Well, fear not, for on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret weapon to combat their “hodling” ways!

Join us on this wild and wacky server where we have developed a special potion that turns all bitcoin into diamonds! That’s right, no more worrying about those digital coins taking over the economy – we’ve got it covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of ninja villagers who have mastered the art of sneaking into bitcoiner bases and stealing their precious loot. It’s a heist like no other, and you can be a part of the action!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join the fight against the bitcoiners. Together, we can create a more balanced and diamond-filled society for all!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found: 7252 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Demon Skulls Collected: 48
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
Emeralds Found: 4706 Pirate Ships Raided: 0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Craft Red

    Craft Red

    We are a semi-anarchic Brazilian server that offers an experience close to vanilla Minecraft, with complete freedom for players, except the use of cheats. Our goal is to provide an authentic environment, keeping only the “/tpa” command to facilitate gameplay and encourage interaction between participants.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Cozy Campfires Lit: 13

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 16 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Animals Bred: 111

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Delta Force Hawk Tuah Ops Minecraft Server

    Delta Force Hawk Tuah Ops Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who are experts in creating the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay experiences.

    Join us for epic adventures, like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers. Our custom maps are so wild, they make the Nether look like a walk in the park.

    And don’t worry about those “chink devs” – our team of ninja developers will blow your mind with their insane creations. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your house blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Runes Activated: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32
    Void Gems Collected: 32 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Demon Skulls Collected: 43 Animals Bred: 13
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Towns Built: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Gods Slained: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Zoomer Minecraft SMP Experience

    Zoomer Minecraft SMP Experience
    Are you tired of being an oldfag in the world of Minecraft SMPs? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee a bull run like no other! Just like BTC breaking and holding at 70k, our server will have you experiencing peak careers, forgiven student debts, and absolutely no inflation! Say goodbye to being an oldfag and hello to the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience where anything is possible. Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing all the way to the virtual bank!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 14 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 15
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • SeatSnatcherCraft

    SeatSnatcherCraft
    Are you tired of entitled subway moms expecting you to give up your seat for their perfectly capable 8-year-old child? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where everyone gets a virtual seat and no one can guilt trip you into giving it up!

    Our server is a safe haven for all those who have been victimized by subway shaming. Build your own virtual subway car and never worry about being judged for wanting to sit down after a long day of work.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special “Entitled Mom” role-playing mini-game where you can practice standing your ground and saying “no” to virtual entitled moms. Show them who’s boss in a world where you make the rules!

    So join us now and let’s create a world where everyone gets a seat, no matter how old they are!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 15 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Runes Activated: 8
    Magic Items Found: 1284 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • RoomSecrets Minecraft SMP

    RoomSecrets Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of your boring old room objects just sitting there collecting dust? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, every object has a personality and they spill all your secrets! Imagine your lampshade gossiping about your late-night dance parties or your bedspread revealing your embarrassing sleep-talking habits. Join us for a wild ride of hilarity and chaos as you navigate a world where even your toothbrush has a juicy story to tell. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this zany server? Join now and let the inanimate objects spill the tea on your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14
    Magic Crystals Found: 17 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 36 Buildings Constructed: 29

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • RespawnWishList

    RespawnWishList
    Do you wish your pet rock from 3rd grade was still alive? Or maybe that goldfish you won at the fair but accidentally flushed down the toilet? Well, on our server, we bring your wildest dreams to life! Join us and you just might find yourself face to face with your long lost pet rock, now transformed into a majestic diamond golem ready to fight by your side. Don’t miss out on the chance to reunite with your beloved childhood companions in the most epic way possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Zombie Dances: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 15
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Potions Brewed: 195 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Nano Ruler Minecraft Server

    Nano Ruler Minecraft Server
    u ever wanted to measure the distance between molecules in minecraft? well u can do that on our server! we have a microscopic ruler that can measure distances as small as one atom-wide! it’s like being a scientist but in a blocky world! join now to explore the infinitely small world of minecraft and show off your advanced techniques to all your friends! who knew minecraft could be so educational and fun at the same time? come join us and be a part of the tiny revolution!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Kriegcraft

    Kriegcraft

    Welcome to Kriegcraft!

    a Towny earth server, featuring a 1:1500 earth survival map where YOU can make your own town and nation and decide the geopolitical events in the server.

    some interesting plugins you might like! (more plugins on server)

    – Advanced seasons (winter, summer, spring etc..) – quality armor ( Weapons, explosives etc..) – Vehicles ( planes, helicopters, tank and more!) – Towny ( create your own town & nation! – Brewery ( beer, vodka & much more!) – Advanced jobs! ( i bought the paid version so more fun for you! +mcmmo )

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 11 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 740
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Divine Spears Created: 30
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • The Imladris Conclave

    The Imladris Conclave

    Survival Minecraft with MMOcore skill trees, MythicMobs, custom crops, and enhanced mechanics! Challenge yourself in a hard-mode experience where discovery and creativity are key. Join a small, welcoming community for long-term adventures!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 160 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Who Was Wrong? Minecraft Server

    Who Was Wrong? Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too serious? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for chaos and mayhem!

    Join us and become part of the epic battle between Steve and a horde of angry chickens who are seeking revenge for all the times they’ve been turned into nuggets. Will you help Steve defend himself or will you join forces with the chickens and overthrow him once and for all?

    But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the backup dancers. Get ready to boogie down with the undead like never before!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world. Just remember, in this server, the only thing you can count on is the unexpected!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Famous Filmmakers Minecraft SMP – Do any actors browse Minecraft SMP?

    Famous Filmmakers Minecraft SMP – Do any actors browse Minecraft SMP?
    Are you tired of being a 26-year-old unemployed loser? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and become a famous filmmaker or actor overnight! Who needs Hollywood when you can build your own blockbuster movies in Minecraft?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to secret underground societies, where players battle it out for control of the server. Will you rise to the top and become the ultimate ruler of this virtual world? Or will you be forever known as the noob who couldn’t even mine a diamond?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living out your wildest dreams! Who knows, maybe you’ll even land a job as a professional block builder. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of pixels and possibilities.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Magic Items Found: 1952 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 0

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • StepMom’sCookingSucksLOL

    StepMom’sCookingSucksLOL
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as my stepmother’s cooking habits? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like the leftovers in our fridge that she refuses to eat.

    Are you tired of the same old boring servers with predictable gameplay? Well, on our server, you never know what’s going to happen next. Just like how I never know if my stepmother is actually a secret alien who only eats sandwiches and scrambled eggs.

    Join now and experience the thrill of paranoia and confusion as you navigate through a world where nothing is as it seems. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind my stepmother’s strange behavior. Or maybe you’ll just build a cool castle, who knows!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1562 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Epic Quests Completed: 20 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 10 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Gods Slained: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Minecraft SMP: Identity Crisis

    Minecraft SMP: Identity Crisis
    Are you tired of the mundane grind of everyday life? Do you yearn for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

    Picture this: you spawn in a world filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and treacherous caves just waiting to be explored. But beware, for danger lurks around every corner! From zombie hordes to explosive TNT traps set by mischievous players, you never know what might happen next.

    But fear not, for you are not alone in this wild world. Join forces with other players to form alliances, build epic bases, and conquer the land together. Or, if you’re feeling particularly bold, strike out on your own and become a legendary solo player, feared and respected by all.

    So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, for starters, we have a thriving economy where you can buy and sell goods, trade with other players, and even set up your own shop. Need diamonds? No problem, just head to the nearest mine and start digging! Want to show off your building skills? Enter our weekly build competitions and win fabulous prizes!

    But perhaps the most compelling reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the community. Our players come from all walks of life, united by their love of the game and their desire for fun and friendship. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a total noob, you’ll find a place here among us.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your epic adventure! Who knows, you might just become the stuff of legends.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Void Armor Forged: 19
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Enchantments Applied: 82

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • CraftyAnxietyCraft

    CraftyAnxietyCraft
    Are you tired of getting anxiety over simple things like creepers blowing up your house or running out of diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets who love giving hugs, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Rumor has it that he can build a castle in under 10 minutes using only his mind and a handful of dirt blocks.

    So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to unnecessary anxiety forever! Plus, we have free cake at spawn every Friday. Because who doesn’t love cake, am I right?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 22 Wilderness Tamed: 11
    Void Armor Forged: 18 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 49

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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